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Funny story:  Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Says Give Carrots--Not Candy--This Halloween

Michelle Obama Says Give Carrots--Not Candy--This Halloween

Washington, DC-- First Lady Michelle Obama says she will be handing out carrot sticks this Halloween instead of candy. Ms. Obama says the nation's kids are too fat already, and they should eat healthier foods. She advises all parents across the cou...
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Funny story:  Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...
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Funny story:  Smarties Candy Forecast Bitter while M&M's Outlook Sweet

Smarties Candy Forecast Bitter while M&M's Outlook Sweet

The tart little candies that see a massive annual boom in sales just before Halloween have dropped off rapidly, while upcoming holiday sales for Holiday colored M&M candies are better than last year. Insiders to the Smarties company say that...
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Funny story:  Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

A Worcestershire man has been brutally stabbed in the leg with a fork, after eating his last Rolo, without offering it to his wife of eight years first. The chocolatey caramel treat has long been associated with the ways of love, with their taglin...
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Funny story:  Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

Katie Waissel Goes Spare Over Liquorice

X Factor diva Katie Waissel's pre-show tantrum on Saturday was all over a piece of candy. Previous reports suggested that the pop wannabe went ballistic when she learned that a former boyfriend revealed details of their stormy relationship. Gar...
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Funny story:  U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...
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Funny story:  Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...
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Funny story:  Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Would you go to Mars just to get a candy bar?

Candy Bar From Another Planet -No one doesn't love a Mars Bar, but do you know where they really come from? It has been a carefully guarded secret for over 55 years from a candy company who has made a name for itself by using this catchy name.
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Funny story:  Candy Corn Fans Competeing with Candy Ethanol Producers

Candy Corn Fans Competeing with Candy Ethanol Producers

Worries of a candy corn shortage are gripping the nation as fans of the Halloween staple compete with alternative energy producers for the scrumptious commodity. Candy ethanol producers have been using more and more candy corn during the past thre...
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Funny story:  Suck my Pollocks, says UK sweet company

Suck my Pollocks, says UK sweet company

A British confectionery and beverage company has pulled the rug from under its competitor's feet by launching a new boiled sweet to commemorate the life of American lunatic artist and random paint thrower, Jackson Pollock. Pollock, born in Wyoming...
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Funny story:  My Candy Shoppe

My Candy Shoppe

I've often wondered what my life would be like if I opened a candy shoppe. Fucking awesome is how it would be! My candy shoppe would be in a small town on Main Street, USA. You know the kind I mean- the street is clean and free of potholes and speed bumps. Stately trees line the street and the sidewalks are free of litter and homeless people. My candy shoppe would be little bit seperated...
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Funny story:  Hershey scans hidden Milky Way

Hershey scans hidden Milky Way

A remarkable view of a competing candy bar has been obtained by Europe's billion-euro Hershey Candy Observatory, as my host and source for this story informed me as he leads me on a tour of the telescope. The telescope was put in a special bar sca...
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Funny story:  Starburst & Snickers are rubbish names proven by scientists

Starburst & Snickers are rubbish names proven by scientists

Scientists today announced that Starburst and Snickers were worse than the original British names for these products. Both had different names on British shores and there was a massive out cry when they were changed. Now it seems we should change bac...
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Glacier Mints Getting Smaller

Scientists Discover Glacier Mints Getting Smaller

Scientists have discovered glacier mints are getting smaller. The enjoyable mints, wrapped with a drawing of polar bear standing on an iceberg, or was it a fox, are likely to disappear altogether within 50 years unless drastic action is taken, acc...
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Funny story:  Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Anger as red car beats blue car in new Milky Way advert!

Parents and Children alike have been outraged by the new advert released recently by Mars. In a shocking turn of events the Red Car beats the Blue Car. Charlotte Bonks from charity 'Fat Kids Won't Live Long' said "this is disgusting, everyone know...
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Funny story:  Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Lucerne, Switzerland - Kit Kat have made a startling announcement in the Confectionary Times that they are to break away from the brand that made them famous and start their own business. Identical twin chocolate fingers Kit and Kat, both 43, of B...
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