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Funny story: Picking The Good Chunks Out Of Ice Cream To Be Reclassified As Felony

Picking The Good Chunks Out Of Ice Cream To Be Reclassified As Felony

Washington D.C. - The criminal act of probing through a carton of ice cream to find and eat the good chunky pieces will become a felony on January 1, 2015. The crime is currently classified as a misdemeanor. While the change covers every flavor a...
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Funny story: The World Food Coalition Needs Food

The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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Funny story: NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...
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Funny story: U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

U.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico

SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...
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Funny story: Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Brown M&M Arrested as Accomplice to Murder, Mars Fires Chocolate Spokeswoman

Maclean, Virginia - In a hastily assembled press conference given at the manufacturers of the popular M&Ms and other chocolate treats, a spokesman for the candy giant announced they would not be renewing the Brown M&M's contract. This develop...
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Funny story: A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

A Chemist In Cincinnati Discovers The Ingredients In M&M's and Manufactures N&N's

CINCINNATI - A chemist who has resided in Cincinnati all of his life has just informed American Spotlight Magazine that he has invented a new hard shell chocolate candy. Livingston Odessa who received his Chemistry Degree from Johnny Appleseed Uni...
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Funny story: Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

Candy Crush woman has Easter in September

The Easter bunnies are hopping already for a Northumberland woman, while for the rest of us, the Autumn leaves are only just starting to twirl their way to the ground. Edna Ballcock, 97, of Holy Island, has been having problems with her timing eve...
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Funny story: Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

A champion bubble-gum blower is starting another 5-year prison sentence after an armed attack on a sweet-shop in Gateshead. Alan Wrigley, 45, was named in the Guinness Book of Records as the young British record-holder after blowing an 18-inch bub...
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Funny story: A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
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Funny story: 10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals. And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public. But sad to say, most of the times the...
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Funny story: Thousands lost down drain

Thousands lost down drain

Hundreds of thousands of tiny sweets disappeared down a road-side drain when a confectionery lorry skidded and overturned yesterday. Driver Nigel Goodie escaped with only minor injuries. "But I had about half-a-ton of 'Hundreds-and-Thousands' on...
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Funny story: Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...
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Funny story: Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

Jimmy Kimmel Being Sued For His Halloween Trick or Treat Prank

LOS ANGELES - A group of 26 parents have filed a class action lawsuit with the Los Angeles County district attorney's office against James Christian Kimmel, 43, the host of the late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to The Tinsel Town T...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Says Give Carrots--Not Candy--This Halloween

Michelle Obama Says Give Carrots--Not Candy--This Halloween

Washington, DC-- First Lady Michelle Obama says she will be handing out carrot sticks this Halloween instead of candy. Ms. Obama says the nation's kids are too fat already, and they should eat healthier foods. She advises all parents across the cou...
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Funny story: Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...
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Funny story: Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
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Funny story: The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products recently held its annual convention and seminar at The Wheat Penny Coliseum in Topeka, Kansas. Coalition Executive Director Baisley W. Nelliepicker stated that the 783 members who were present voted on the most unpopular children's products of the past year. THE 10 MOST UNPOPULAR CHILDRENS PRODUCTS Of 2010 * Asparagus Flavored...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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