SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion.
Reg's life is "...
In a surprise news announcement, Elton John has stepped up to speak on behalf of his troubled friend, George Michael, in an effort to drum up some support for the imprisoned singer/songwriter.
Elton has said that he "empathises a great deal with G...
After the tragic death of Sarah MacNamara's pet budgerigar this week in Liverpool, Sir Elton Swan released this song as a tribute to the People's Budgie:
'Budgie In The Wind
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to preen yourself
And chase a wee toy ball
Cat sneaked out of the shadows
And made a grab for your wing
You flew back to the kitchen
And still c...
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