GOODYEAR, Arizona - The World Baseball Classic game between Canada and Mexico went from a baseball game to a hockey game in the ninth inning.
Canada won the game 10-3, but the full-scale free-for-all on the field ended in a tie.
The bench empty...
With just two days remaining before $85 billion is cut from the federal budget, members of Congress said today they're introducing measures to lessen the impacts of the sequester.
According to Rep. Rigley Higspirt, one proposal being discussed is...
Canadian officials today lodged a formal complaint with the US that wind turbines near the border are blowing too many birds across the border into Canada. Mervin Thackenschwartz, a Canadian government spokesman, complained that while most Canadians...
With the prospect of plunging off the fiscal cliff looming ever closer, a small trickle of Americans fleeing to Canada has increased into a somewhat larger trickle.
Terrified at the prospect of an economic collapse and the end of life as we know i...
Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
A small monkey wearing a sheepskin coat was spotted shopping in a branch of Ikea in Toronto. Shoppers were surprised and shocked by the sight.
"It was just a small monkey. I thought at first it was a little person in a mask." Mario Tomlin said. '...
It has been confirmed that a Comedian will replace Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen-lookalike Mervyn King as the Governor of the Bank of England.
In a surprise move the Chancellor announced the unknown Comedian as the new head, before adding tha...
New York - "In central banking stature terms the man's a midget," the CEO of First Moneylaundering Gnomes of Zurich Bank [USA] Inc said today as news of Mark Carney's appointment broke, "probably only got the Canadian job for keeping his mouth shut a...
Canadian girls ain't at all easy!
I've told you readers that when I was a kid growing up in the South, we often sat on the side of the main road through town and sold apple cider, apple brandy, and boiled peanuts to the tourists travelling through West Virginia in route to Florida.
Making note of the license plates on the tourist cars was always a fun way to pass the time. Of all the nort...
The US border guards have got quite a problem on their hands because they just cannot stop smugglers invading the country from all sides!
Mexican smugglers in the south enjoy a free for all whilst dodging dodgy border guards who seem to arrest Mex...
AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...
Toronto (SAPP) - The Canadian Olympic Team has entered a new era of competitiveness in the world of sports. Constantly trying to play catch-up to their rivals to the south, Canadian Track and Field is always yearning for that edge to beat the America...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Conservatives across the country, angry over the Supreme Court's upholding of Obamacare, have declared their intentions to move to Canada. Sources say the country has provided free health care for its citizens for decades.
"This...
Canadian car manufacturer Dorf was left scratching its head yesterday as developers watched in horror as the $1billion Dorf Sumuru cardboard prototype auto, which had taken 30 years to develop, burst into flames after it took on fuel.
The vehicle...
TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.
The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Illegal Alien Control has just made a very interesting discovery.
Assistant Director Ferguson F. Cheermeister informed the U.S. news media that recent studies have concluded that roughly 87 percen...
What started out as a harmless, beer driven drunken dare, US President, Barack Obama, ended up losing, not only the US's half of the Great Lakes along with Lake Michigan, but, also, half of all the US states that border the country of Canada. This h...
An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga.
A police Sergeant appears with a Constable.
Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.'
The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones.
Sergeant: 'See...