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Funny story:  Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Canadian Government Message to U.S.: Yukon Could Be Your Crimea

Ottawa (The Canadian Press) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced today that Canada is making The Yukon open for foreign occupation leading to, it is hoped, peaceful annexation. Political analysts believe the move is an effort by Harper...
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Funny story:  Little London In North America

Little London In North America

Most of us have heard of culture shock. That sense of unease that comes from being immersed in a new culture. Something visitors to Quebec know all to well. One group who should have no problem with this when visiting or living in Britain are those...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut. "We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose com...
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Funny story:  Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Dateline: OTTAWA--Backed by a majority of Canadians, the Canadian government has passed a resolution urging Ukrainians to stop fighting and to handle their internal conflict by being more boring like, Canadians. Ukraine is split between ethnic Rus...
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Funny story:  A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

A New York Attorney Is Suing Canada For Not Seeding The Clouds With Anti-Snow Pellets

NEW YORK CITY - Noted New York City attorney Orson Manicotti has just filed a lawsuit on behalf of 16 New York City residents. The lawsuit is based on the fact that the government of Canada was told by The United States Department of Weather that...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her

LOS ANGELES - There are reports floating around LaLaLand that Justin Bieber is hoping that Selena Gomez will agree to get back together with him. A close friend of Bieber's stated that it is really all just a ploy by the Biebs in order to try and...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber says that he hates to disappoint his thousands of fans in the Ukraine but he will not be appearing there any time soon. Bieber, under advice of his manager, his agent, his doctor, his therapist, and his makeup artist...
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Funny story:  Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

Scientists In Nova Scotia Report That Seagulls Are Mysteriously Mating With Seals

HALIFAX, Nova Scotia - Scientists in Nova Scotia are totally baffled at a certain act that is presently taking place in the Canadian province. Dr. Chester Liverpool, with Nova Scotia's Department of Animals, Birds, and Fish has remarked that he an...
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Funny story:  US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

Justin Bieber Contemplating Going Back To Canada And Joining The Army

WICHITA, Kansas - Justin Bieber traveled to the middle of the country to, as he said, get away from the limelight. He and his entourage of 16 landed in Wichita and rented 17 rooms at a local Motel 6. Justin kept a low profile eating his breakfa...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Explains Why He Wants To See Justin Bieber's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Explains Why He Wants To See Justin Bieber's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire mogul Donald Trump is back on the front page again as he has demanded to see the birth certificate of Justin Bieber. Trump appeared on The Viagra View and he told Larry King that as a tax-paying citizen of the United St...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has just made President Obama an offer that the president and 99 percent of the American people cannot believe. Billionaire GOPer Trump has called up President Obama and told him that he will donate $200,000 to the Nat...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

TORONTO - The mother of Justin Bieber says that thanks to her heartless, irresponsible, and ditsy son she has aged 10 years in the past 10 months. Pattie Mallette told a reporter for a local newspaper that she has no idea what in the world happene...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

County superstar Dolly Parton is no fan of Justin Bieber and thinks he makes the rednecks back in the Ozarks look like Ralph Lauren Models. "What is up with this kid and his parents?" an exasperated Parton said after a recent concert in Nashville.
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

Taylor Swift: Hey Justin Bieber Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Butt On Your Way Out Loser!

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift has still not forgotten several of the childish pranks that Justin Bieber played on her. She recalled the incident where Bieber called her up pretending to be Michelle Obama and invited her to spend a whole week at the W...
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Funny story:  The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures

DETROIT - The petition to deport the highly troubled Justin Bieber back to Canada has reached over 105,000 signatures. Once a petition garners 100,000 signatures the president of the United States has to make a decision regarding the petition.
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida). The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go bac...
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Funny story:  The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...
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