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Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...
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Funny story: New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

New Zealander will not throw horseshit at Prince Charles: will throw sheepshit instead

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...
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Funny story: Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

Naming Kate's girls (and Trumps's two-bits)

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...
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Funny story: Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Charles And Camilla Will Wear Second Hand Clothes For Their Australian Holiday!

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla will not be buying new clothes to take with them on their Diamond Jubilee touring holiday to Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea this November. Instead they will be taking with them some of the clothes the...
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Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.
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Funny story: Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Portuguese Man of War found up Camilla's skirt

Cornwall - A gelatinous Cabo-adjunto - ['Attached corporal'] has been found washed up in the Duchess of Cornwall nether regions according to marine pest control reports. Described by Portuguese military sources as a varmint 'with a gas-filled blad...
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Funny story: 99% of tabloids' royal family bollocks sourced to bigamist Camilla

99% of tabloids' royal family bollocks sourced to bigamist Camilla

London - Cringe-making stories about royal humbug are being lapped up by red tops deprived of phone-hacked stuff. And most of the rubbish is coming from Camilla, doyenne of Palace bollocks and other unsavory crap. At an editorial meeting of QM-...
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Funny story: Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Mutant 'Borg Queen' bee at Highgrove apiary the prime suspect in zombie virus attack

Gloucestershire - She's been busy incubating some genetically modified parasitic mites suspected of zombifying most of the United Kingdom into Diamond Jubilee stupor last week. Carried on infected worker drones' probosces the bugs emit a lethal pa...
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Funny story: It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

Do you remember that as part of the Silver Jubilee the Royals took part in what was then the top TV program It's a Knockout it was called It's a Royal Knockout? Well I can exclusively reveal that a similar TV program to be adopted by the Royals fo...
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Funny story: Camilla top suspect in satanic horse slayings spate

Camilla top suspect in satanic horse slayings spate

Cornwall - Local scrimshaw foragers said today a decapitated horse's head on a Cornwall beach had three Prince of Wales albatross feathers stuck in its snout. It was found washed up on Pentegwam Bay just weeks after a mutilated pregnant mare's co...
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Funny story: Queen gagged 'Live ferret jumped out of Camilla's knickers during Easter Sunday service' story

Queen gagged 'Live ferret jumped out of Camilla's knickers during Easter Sunday service' story

Windsor - "Apparently it was looking for peanuts," Sir Pomfret Wetlocks, chief arsewiper to the Prince of Wales, tweeted this morning, "secreted in Camilla's favorite hideyhole." The furry little critter was then seen scurrying between the pews be...
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Funny story: Right royal seven year stitch-up

Right royal seven year stitch-up

London - The House of Windsor's top bigamist has been honored for keeping her gob shut these last seven years with a spurious gong whose Order was mothballed back in 1971. Camilla Fucker-Proles is to become the Hellfire Club's Dame Grand Double-Cr...
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Funny story: Secret Chinese-funded 'underground palace' scandal hits Prince Charles

Secret Chinese-funded 'underground palace' scandal hits Prince Charles

Gloucestershire - A lavish, but highly illegal, underground palace at Charles' Highgrove home has been discovered by builders working for the London Abasement (sic) Company in charge of excavations. Early reports suggest a whopping great big hando...
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Funny story: Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

Coronation Chicken of the Seas* to be Queen's Diamond Jubilee dish

London - Pollo impagliato 'Schettino' - (Francesco) Schettino-style stuffed chicken - has been named the Duchess of Cornwall's Diamond Jubilee dish in a competition to feed her mother-in-law. Camilla launched the cookery compy at the Nova Herod (!...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club probed as Cornwall satanists suspected of horse mutilation

Hellfire Club probed as Cornwall satanists suspected of horse mutilation

Cornwall - Notorious satanic members of the UK's premier demonic closed shop are being investigated about the wanton mutilation of a Freisian two year-old called Erik. The stallion was found in dead in a Stithians field in what police suspect may...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's ashes to be returned to Camilla

Gaddafi's ashes to be returned to Camilla

Tripoli - Libyan Transitional Council authorities have said the tyrant's cremated remains are to be shipped to his first lawfully wedded wife in the UK this week. The son of Queen Elizabeth and Rudolf Hess was wedded to Camilla in a 1967 Hellfire...
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Funny story: Thousands Of Dead Bodies Turn Up Inside Buckingham Palace

Thousands Of Dead Bodies Turn Up Inside Buckingham Palace

London, England-- Scotland Yard is reporting tonight the discovery of 'thousands' of rotting corpses, scattered throughout Buckingham Palace. The horrific discovery comes after a skeleton was discovered only 100 yards from the palace back in March.
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