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Photographer who spent more than £5,000 on new equipment realises he might not really be that good

Funny story: Photographer who spent more than £5,000 on new equipment realises he might not really be that good

Gary Johnson, a camera fan and aspiring professional photographer has slowly realised that fifteen years into his hobby, and after spending more than £5,000 on equipment he really isn’t that good. ‘Imagine my relief’ said the deluded fool ‘that ha...

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Photo-ops I Hate To See

Funny story: Photo-ops I Hate To See

I dunno. Maybe it's just me. But it seems that photo-ops are increasingly boring these days. Same old, same old. Rarely do I see a unique one. Here are a few of the exceedingly boring variety that especially annoy me: -- At groundbreaking ceremonies, why do we have to be treated to photos of a bunch of politicians wearing hardhats and smilingly lifting heavy shovels? I mean really. Who are they...

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Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Funny story: Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Social media giant Facebook announced today that a new app will be on their website that informs users when someone is masturbating over their profile picture. Facebook creator Zuckerberg revealed in a demonstration yesterday in Los Angeles, how...

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Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

Funny story: Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced an exciting new breakthrough in the medical world. The Apricot Company which is based in Tarzana, California has just placed on the market the new iCamera 9000. A spokesperson f...

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Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

Funny story: Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

NEW YORK CITY - A team of the world's leading space scientists have just disproved the commonly held belief that the planet Saturn has a ring around it. Team leader Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich stated that for decades everyone has believed that Satur...

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GutCam Presents A Whole New View

A new London-based company, InnerTech, is giving people a whole new view of themselves with GutCam. GutCam is a tiny camera inside a transparent pod the size of a baked bean, which the customer swallows. The camera then films the pod's voyage over...

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Miley Cyrus: I'm Sick of Lying Reporters!

Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I'm Sick of Lying Reporters!

Teen star Miley Cyrus who has been going through some rough times lately with fanzines and her own family says that she is sick of the whole thing. "I'm tired of seeing some guy at a party and hanging around talking and having a good time and the next thing I know someone at the party has taken pics and the headlines the next day is "Miley Cyrus Seeing New Love!", "Miley Cyrus Reveals Secret Lo...

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Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

Funny story: Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

Top TV cameraman, Ford Focus has caused much controversy in Televisionland by telling the world on You Tube that survivalist Bear Grylls is a bit of a fraud. Viewers have marvelled at Bear's survival skills, which have seen him climbing over mount...

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Lady Gaga Wows 'Em in Vegas with Polaroid Camera Sunglasses

Funny story: Lady Gaga Wows 'Em in Vegas with Polaroid Camera Sunglasses

With her hit tunes such as "Just Dance," "LoveGame," and "Alejandro" playing in the background, she kept her serene "Poker Face" as she described the new Polaroid product to an enthusiastic crowd at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. A...

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New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

Funny story: New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a camera that can see directly into your soul. The camera, developed by a team of twelve students, can see into your deepest desires, your wants, and can help u...

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NY Professor to Have Camera Implanted in Back of His Head

Funny story: NY Professor to Have Camera Implanted in Back of His Head

His plan has shocked a security-conscious nation and gives new meaning to the term headshot. And there are practical considerations as well. The prof's friends report that, although he is determined to go through with the plan, he is running i...

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Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

Funny story: Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

The last few of the miners were freed today, and then the BFNN News network camera crew fell into the mine, including they're journalist, Cindy Cobwell. Nobody was seriously hurt. "All I could do when it happened was... laugh" says Andy Cobwell,...

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Government "Adopt a CCTV street camera" scheme takes off

Funny story: Government "Adopt a CCTV street camera" scheme takes off

Now that there are almost 3 CCTV cameras per head of population, the Department for Cameras, Street Bollards and Waste Bins is offering people the chance to adopt and look after their own CCTV camera. Announcing the initiave earlier today, the Sec...

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Christian Photographer Renounces Cameras

Funny story: Christian Photographer Renounces Cameras

WELCH - Billy Bob Simpkins, a Pentecostal Christian and photographer in this West Virginia coal-mining town, has said that he is renouncing cameras. "The good Lord will take all the pictures I need," he told this newspaper. He also said that he w...

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Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Funny story: Cell phones, matches, lighters and camers help with Wimbledon ending

Rafael Nadal halted Roger Federer's Wimbledon winning streak at five and became the first Spaniard to win tennis' most coveted trophy since 1966. Yesterday's final was the longest championship in the history of the tournament lasted 4 hou...

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New Photography Laws hit the US

Funny story: New Photography Laws hit the US

(MUSICMAN PRESS) There's a new bill on the table for Mayor Michael Bloomberg. The new bill dubbed, "The Crappy Pic Bill," is designed to prevent the production any more non-professional photograph of the Statue of Liberty.

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What do YOU do at a Traffic Light?

Funny story: What do YOU do at a Traffic Light?

Two cameras mounted above an intersection record the goings on inside cars while people wait for the light to change. The new study on "Intermittant regularly scheduled traffic flow disruption behaviors" shows people take advantage of thos...

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Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

Funny story: Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

The Metropolitan Police are to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists. The Commissioner said "There's already a Japanese tourist taking a picture on every street in London, sometimes more than one. They're low-maintenance, polite,...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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