To the casual observer, it should not surprise anyone that after two weeks Dr. Billingsgate has given up on Islam. In his rejection of this religion embraced by a billion of followers, it wasn't the thought of losing the opportunity to frolic around...
Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...
The camel is often called the ship of the desert, and not without reason. Few craft are able to attain the speed of a camel in full sail, amid the harsh environs of the deserts of the Asian interior, and a camel at anchor - her shuddering flanks agleam beneath a brick-red sky - is a noble sight to rank with anything to be spied in the watercolours of J M W Turner, the famous coloured water artist...
As is the custom in Egypt when returning favors, former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, bestowed on President Obama the reins to his beloved pet racing camel, Spigot.
The speedy dromedary was twice Egyptian Grand Champion in the 10,000 meter i...
They had an open, Crush-Proof casket at Joe Camel's funeral last week. They tried to plump up his hump by stuffing it with rags but sadly, it had shriveled down to the size of a prune. One of those organic, non-sorbate ones. The wonderful lips, ordinarily flaccid and over to one side in Death, had regained their lifelike shape through the use of clever metal hoops. (1)
Late nights in smokey clu...
Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony.
The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...
In a scene guaranteed to blow the stacks off the rabid Right, who insist no religion except Christianity should be worshipped within a 10,000 mile radius of Ground Zero, a herd of even-toed ungulates was spotted meandering around Ground Zero today, l...
Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.
Middle East - The Sandy Bit - Executives from oil giant Batman Petroleum are appealing for crisis talks with Bedouin tribesmen after the announcement that the Ali-Wackum oilfield has been devastatingly contaminated by millions of gallons of camel pis...
A man in the Algerian city of Oran has said he wants to buy the English girl Jade Goody and he has offered to pay two camels in compensation to her new husband Jack Twede.
Mr Tweed is a felon and has agreed the price.
Kazim Haddad who is a rich...
"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels.
At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...
At the Olympics today its expected to be a two-horse race between the Algeria stars Nadjim Manseur and Nabil Madi in the 800 metres race.
The two runners were victorious in their first rounds and beat a lot of the expected favorites from Europe an...
In the beautiful North African country of Algeria the government is saying that the price of camels has risen to its highest price ever because of the credit crisis.
Newcastle Messiah, Kevin Keegan is finalising plans to have eight Egyptian camels brought to Newcastle for pre season training.
Say goodbye to lonely nights. Say hello to a hot sex life!...
An astonishing claim is being made this morning by Aberdeen butcher, Bill Banger. He tells the Spoof that he believes the sawdust that's sprinkled on his shop floor is possessed by the spirit of Lawrence of Arabia.
Mr Abel Snodrington (Jr) of Tunbridge Wells today discovered that one of his pet camels humps had appeared on his own back. He discovered it as he was putting down a fresh saucer of milk for his wife.