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Lardarse Mayor 'behind borough's potholes' say outraged residents

Funny story: Lardarse Mayor 'behind borough's potholes' say outraged residents

London - The grossly obese Mayor of an Inner City borough is being blamed for an outbreak of pavement potholes and highway sinkholes by fed up residents of Camden. Their worries started when obesity poster-girl, 30-stone Heather Johnson, began sit...

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Fears for Olympic Torch's Regent's Canal barge trip as Camden Mayor 'tips the scales at around 35 stone'

Funny story: Fears for Olympic Torch's Regent's Canal barge trip as Camden Mayor 'tips the scales at around 35 stone'

London - The latest leg of the Olympic Torch relay is looking doomed amid elf n safety fears for its Regent's Canal lap of honour. The grossly obese Mayor of Camden insists on accompanying the Games totem despite predictions 'she'll sink the barge...

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Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Funny story: Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Sky watchers and astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence, when a black 1977 Ford Transit appeared on the Sun earlier today. It's strongly suspected that the van, Reg No. HGT 432 S, is a piece o...

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Nazi CCTV scheme to be rolled out across UK

Funny story: Nazi CCTV scheme to be rolled out across UK

London - "Next they'll be changing the name from Phoenix Road to Goosestep Avenue," weary Somers Town resident Mrs Mavis Bin Lina told reporters at lunchtime today. Her protest comes amid news that CCTV cameras bark "Keep off zee grass!" and play...

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Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

Funny story: Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

London - A giant flying bong from outer space was seen hovering over Camden Square last weekend close to Amy Winehouse's two million quid pad. Eyewitnesses reported seeing curly plumes of pungent smoke above the NW1 rooftops as the craft spelled o...

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Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

Funny story: Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

London - The ex-Babyshambles singer will front a week-long wake in tribute to the NW1 singer, arranged by local cultural society Friends of Camden Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel Enterprises. Winehouse was the society's iconic poster girl and 'ra...

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Camden's Hawley Arms warned patrons of 'toxic smack' amid Amy Winehouse RIP

Funny story: Camden's Hawley Arms warned patrons of 'toxic smack' amid Amy Winehouse RIP

London - Her favorite bar stool is draped in back silk tonight with the legend 'Amy Winehouse 1983-2011' in gilt (sic) letters confirming the tragedy. At her favorite NW1 watering hole this evening the atmosphere is grim as news of her death rocks...

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Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Funny story: Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Brighton Pier, E Sussex - (Blazing Mess): Last week's arson attack on Camden Lock's myriad crack-dealing mini-empires has suddenly spread to the Ten Grand Hotel in Brighton.

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100 homeless crack dealers petition Mayor after Camden fire

Funny story: 100 homeless crack dealers petition Mayor after Camden fire

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone is being petitioned for a £££ handout by some 100 crack den owners who lost their homes and livelihoods during the weekend's blaze at Camden Lock.

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Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Funny story: Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Camden Town - (Rioters): Superstitious Camden Town locals are blaming poltergeist activity on the weekend's arson that destroyed the livelihoods of over 100 North London drug dealers. And many think the curse has continued to rampage unabated af...

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Pete Doherty to stage Camden blaze pub benefit gig

Funny story: Pete Doherty to stage Camden blaze pub benefit gig

Camden Town - (Infernal Mess): Babyshambles singer is rallying pals to stage a benefit gig for Camden's Whorely Arms which burnt down in a mysterious blaze this weekend.

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Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Funny story: Archbishop Speaks - Fire and Brimstone Rains Down on Camden Overnight

Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.

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The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

Funny story: The Buzz: Hey Waiter, There's a Fly in my Campbell's Soup!

The Daily Swill, Camden, NJ - Reacting to immense shareholder pressure to improve earnings, Campbell Soup Company, the world's largest soup manufacturer, announced the release of three revolutionary new insect flavored soups - Fly Lice, Mantis Noodle...

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Wooden people to get real legs

Funny story: Wooden people to get real legs

Researchers in a small medical facility in Camden Maine announced today they have invented real legs and feet for wooden people.

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