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Funny story: Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened." "He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
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Funny story: Anthony hiding out in the White House

Anthony hiding out in the White House

An undisclosed source today revealed that First Lady Michele Obama has invited Casey Anthony, recently released accused child killer, to "hide out" in the White House in Washington, D.C. Mrs. Obama stated, "Barack and I are never there, so someone...
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Funny story: NAACP calls for boycott of Call of Duty; Black Ops

NAACP calls for boycott of Call of Duty; Black Ops

An enraged spokesperson for the NAACP issued a proclamation today calling for the immediate recall of all copies of the popular video game 'Black Ops'. "When will this cultural racist stereotyping end" he cried in anguish, at one point moved to...
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Funny story: Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

While trying to act as internal peacekeeper and playing political chess with the United States on whether he wants to participate in ridding his country of known terrorists, Hamid Karzai has reportedly admitted to being addicted to the new computer g...
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Funny story: 12 Step Program Announced for Addicted Black Ops Players

12 Step Program Announced for Addicted Black Ops Players

A week after the release of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops video game and with thousands of reports already for joystick addiction, a New York Doctor has put together a rehabilitation program to help wean these depraved video gamers off the "Black O...
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Funny story: Clegg: Call of Duty inspired Riots

Clegg: Call of Duty inspired Riots

British Deputy PM Nick Clegg accused the insanely popular Call of Duty video games for yesterday's shocking riots at Westminster: and nothing else. Clegg, who was left on his own in a very "Home Alone" esque manner whilst Big Dave went to China, w...
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Funny story: CoD Black Ops False Advertising: "There are no hot chicks who play Call of Duty: Black Ops."

CoD Black Ops False Advertising: "There are no hot chicks who play Call of Duty: Black Ops."

The television ad for Activision's blockbuster 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' video game is breathtaking. Unfortunately, it is also a gigantic load of sh-t, says anti-loads of sh-t in advertising activists. The commercial which opens to the strains of...
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Funny story: Firms suffer on "Black Ops Wednesday"

Firms suffer on "Black Ops Wednesday"

The biggest game launched in the UK, Call of Duty Black Ops, was released on Wednesday morning at midnight (or Tuesday night at midnight, depending on the store), to scenes of thousands of eager Call of Duty fans, of Codders as they call themselves.
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Funny story: Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today. Insiders to the C...
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