HOLLYWOOD - Touchrock Pictures has just announced that production will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's musical romance film The Promiscuous Pair.
Starring in the motion picture will be Miley Cyrus and Nina Dobrev, who will portray two singers f...
Some New Year's revelers who knew they were too sodded to drive, tried to call for a tow home as promised in ads all over the local television news.
Instead the callers who needed help in getting home got relayed to a pornography number.
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