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Funny story: Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara Killer's Motive Baffles Eggheads, Know-It-All Professors

Santa Barbara, CA - As the country tries to make sense of the recent tragedy in California, the nation's elite are always quick to point out the answers to those of us who aren't nearly as smart as they are. Elliott Rodger killed six people la...
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Funny story: Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Sacrimento, CA - With noo roolzs from the Calafornyuh state Bord of Educashun, noing how to spell "gradjewashun" isn't no longer a rekwiremunt to be able to grajewate from high scool. You dont haff to no how to spel no for syllbul wordz to gradjewate...
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Funny story: California Considers Move to Ban 'Blonde Sluts' After Man Goes on Rampage Because He Never Got Any

California Considers Move to Ban 'Blonde Sluts' After Man Goes on Rampage Because He Never Got Any

Isla Vista, CA - A delusional, 22 year-old man went on a premeditated killing spree Friday night in an attempt to get "retribution", as he stated it, for the slight he felt humanity had given him. His hatred focused on one creature in particular:...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation. Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...
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Funny story: California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

California To Hire 2,000 Earthquake Damage Inspectors

SACRAMENTO - Word filtering out of Governor Jerry Brown's office is that thousands of California citizens are greatly concerned with the hundreds of earthquakes that have been plaguing the Golden State lately. The governor has been advised by seni...
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Funny story: California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention. The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

Pope Francis Says That The Hundreds of California Earthquakes Are A Warning To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

VATICAN CITY, Italy - Pope Francis met with Italian President Pasquale Pasta in the Bingo Convention Center at the Vatican. The two talked about wine, women, work, and the recent Fettuccine Alfredo Scandal that has rocked Italy to its very core.
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Funny story: Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

Earthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
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Funny story: Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has let it be known that they are not going to accept a fad simply because California, New York, and Nevada do. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] authored a bill known as The Anti-Piercin...
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Funny story: Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history. Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state. Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...
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Funny story: California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

SACRAMENTO - There is talk coming out of the state's capital that there is a strong possibility that the California Senate may move to place a ban on tuna fish. A spokesperson for the state commented that recent reports put out by The Amalgamated...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...
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Funny story: Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

Obama Regime Claims Hoard of Gold

A California couple who found a six cans of buried gold coins, perhaps valued at $10 million (USD) may not be so lucky in the end. The US Department of 'We Own it All' (USDWOA) has connected this stash to a theft that took place wayyy back in 1900...
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Funny story: Car Dealer In Cucamonga Is Offering An AK-47 With Every Purchase of a Brand-New 2014 Model

Car Dealer In Cucamonga Is Offering An AK-47 With Every Purchase of a Brand-New 2014 Model

CUCAMONGA, California - The Santa Ana Winds KIA Auto Dealership in Cucamonga has just announced its March Madness Promotion. Wallace Benchbark, 52, general manager of the dealership told the news media that for the next 30 days his dealership will...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

Taco Bell Buys Up The El Taco Terrifico Franchise Chain

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos. Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a de...
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Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...
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Funny story: New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October. Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" s...
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