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Purple Aki Signs-Up As Cage Fighter

Funny story: Purple Aki Signs-Up As Cage Fighter

Mega Fighting Championship (MFC) has announced today that it has signed Liverpudlian convicted criminal and bodybuilder Akinwale Arobieke: otherwise known as 'Purple Aki' to a lucrative deal with the company. Purple Aki is set to step in the Octag...

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Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...

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Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...

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"Cage Match" Ad Campaign Hoping to Reinvigorate Consumer Perceptions of Archaic Advertising Characters

A few company's have teamed up to participate in a collaborative advertising campaign. An advertising "Cage Match" billed ADV ANNHILATION SHOWDOWN will take place this spring. Some of the "fighters" will include: THE KOOL AID MAN - Slight advantage in size, but a little slow, and of course, there's that "glass jaw." TONY THE TIGER - Predicted by several of the experts to be the winner,...

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Pastor Terry Jones Challenges Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to a Cage Match

Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones Challenges Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to a Cage Match

GAINESVILLE, FL - Pastor Terry Jones, the man behind 'International Burn a Koran Day' issued a challenge to Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the man who wants to build an Islamic community center two blocks away from Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan. "I chal...

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Cage Fighter jailed im Morocco, now he's really "gonna" have to fight to save his bum!

Funny story: Cage Fighter jailed im Morocco, now he's really "gonna" have to fight to save his bum!

Cage Fighter, Lee Murray has been jailed in Morocco for his part in the infamous Securitas robbery worth GBP 53 million. The Moroccan authorities refused to extradite the "Bandido" because Lee is Moroccan and they thought it would really teach him...

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Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

Funny story: Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

The second husband and cage-fighting transvestite belonging to businesswoman Katie Price, has revealed how he is happy to take his wife's name. Dressed in a tiara and bikini whilst promoting her latest autobiography 31 year old glamour model Katie...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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