Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...
David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...
The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again.
Crying in the stre...
Prime Minister David Cameron has today announced the new members of his cabinet. Out go the old, and in come the, er, old, into jobs they know nothing about, mainly to afford them a substantial increase in salary and pension contributions between now...
David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers.
Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
Prime Minister David Cameron has today confirmed his cabinet reshuffle.
At a press conference early this morning, attend mainly by members of the press, Mr Cameron confirmed that his old cabinet had been effectively "thrown out the window of numbe...
We were fortunate enough to catch up with the Obama Administration's new Czar Czar recently and were able to spend a few minutes with him discussing his new job.
Question:You are Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks?
Answer: Yousa Makesa itsa sound so sillyus. Meesa isa Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks, Yesa!
Question: And you are also the car czar? So that would make you...?
Answer: Yesa, Mesa's full tit...
In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in.
Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move.
rime Mincer Gollum Brown has insisted that he will 'get on with the job', following the shock resignation of another Cabinet Minister last night.
Work & Pensions Secretary James Purnell issued his sensational announcement within moments of the...
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