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Gareth Williams murder detectives call in an expert to help

Funny story: Gareth Williams murder detectives call in an expert to help

London Metropolitan police have called in an expert to help solve the mystifying mystery of the mysterious death of mystery man Gareth Williams. "What we know," said Detective in Charge, DI Sue Tecase, "is that he was in a bag, dead, and worked fo...

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'CSI-Nottingham' TV series to be made

Funny story: 'CSI-Nottingham' TV series to be made

Following the huge success of the American CSI series, CSI Las Vegas, CSI New York, CSI Miami, and CSI Los Angeles, the BBC have applied for permission to make an English CSI Nottingham Series. Originally thought to be impracticable by the £406k salaried BBC's Director of Vision, Jana Bennett, as she was made aware that after the cutbacks, Nottingham has only 4 members left in its Forensic Scie...

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'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Funny story: 'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Hollywood, California - CBS has launched a fourth version of its Crime Scene Investigation series, but with a twist. This time, the show plays forensics for fun, with members of America's least talented but most publicized showbiz family filling the...

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The Who end their Association with CSI

Funny story: The Who end their Association with CSI

The Who who produced the songs for the CSI franchised crime dramas, have requested that their songs are no longer used. The songs used are Who are You for CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Won't Get Fooled Again for CSI: Miami and Baba O'Reilly for CSI...

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Justin Bieber To Appear On 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' But He Insists That Marg Helgenberger Not Appear In That Episode

Funny story: Justin Bieber To Appear On 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' But He Insists That Marg Helgenberger Not Appear In That Episode

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has appeared on lots of television shows including Glee, Two and A Half Men, Growing Up Kardashian, Wheel of Fortune, The Wizards of Waverly Place, The Price is Right, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and its three spin-off s...

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CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Funny story: CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Watching police forensic procedural dramas will help you shed the pounds says a top slimming expert. The claim follows months of research involving hundreds of subjects using different diets and exercise regimes. Dr Milicent Gruel, head of Food...

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Justin Bieber Admits to Cake Phobia

Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits to Cake Phobia

Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh...

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CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Funny story: CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day. Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...

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CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

Funny story: CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

TV insiders are gearing up for a new ratings war as Sky1 goes up against Channel 5 on Tuesday nights. C5's popular CSI:Miami and CSI:New York will tonight find themselves in direct competition with two sci-fi blockbusters - the second series of S...

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Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

HOLLYWOOD - The teen singing sensation from Canada has just shown that he can also act. Justin Bieber appeared in a role in the hit TV series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and he literally stole the show (no pun intended). Veteran directors, prod...

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Justin Bieber To Guest Star On CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York

Funny story: Justin Bieber To Guest Star On CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York

HOLLYWOOD - The extremely popular young singing star from Canada Justin Bieber will be pretty busy making the rounds of the CSI series. He will be starring in CSI: Las Vegas as Jason McCann, a kid who gets into a lot trouble because of his quasi-a...

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Silent Witness stars blast the American CSI shows

Funny story: Silent Witness stars blast the American CSI shows

William Gaminara and Tom Ward who play Leo Dalton and Harry Cunningham in the hit BBC crime drama Silent Witness have blasted their American counterpart show, CSI for being unrealistic. Gaminara was speaking at the Soap Awards when he made his com...

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CSI:Miami - Channel Bosses Applaud Improvements

Funny story: CSI:Miami - Channel Bosses Applaud Improvements

Bosses at Channel 5 have been encouraged by rising viewing figures for US cop "procedural" CSI:Miami. As we reported last month (August 18) there was panic at the station as the show slumped in the ratings. Season eight had been subject to several...

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The Bill Reprieved! Moves To Hog Jaw As Latest CSI.

Funny story: The Bill Reprieved! Moves To Hog Jaw As Latest CSI.

Fans of doomed Brit cop show The Bill were celebrating last night following the announcement that it had been reprieved. Its new home will be Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA. The ITV show, about the hard-pressed cops at Sun Hill nick in London, was set...

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London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

Funny story: London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

Particles so small as to be invisible to the naked eye have placed Prince Philip very firmly at the head of the suspect list in last week's £40 million Bond Street robbery. When leading underworld figures were unable to finger the firm involved in...

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Csi Liverpool Cancelled

Funny story: Csi Liverpool Cancelled

The BBC has cancelled its new primetime cop show Csi Liverpool after just one episode. The show is based on the popular format of the American Csi television shows which follow the adventures of crime scene investigators, but the Liverpool show put a...

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Archaeological Surprise

Funny story: Archaeological Surprise

Archaeologists from the Centre for Scientific Input (CSI) in Cardiff have unearthed a startling discovery. Working on a site rumoured to be the summer palace of King Arthur on the Breacon Beacons, they came upon a large burial chamber. Within the cha...

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CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

Funny story: CBS to Release Newest CSI Installment

Hollywood, CA -- CBS today announced it will launch another CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) spin-off. This time the popular, self-spawning show will take place in Brazil. Get ready for "CSI: Rio de Janeiro".

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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