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Funny story: Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Today, on the CNN show, "Today's News," the former head of the CIA, General Michael Hayden, and Harvard Professor of Ethics, Greg Stiles, squared off against one another on the issue of torture. The background of the debate centered on The Senat...
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Funny story: CNN Poll: Obama Would Lose To Jefferson Davis

CNN Poll: Obama Would Lose To Jefferson Davis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Obama is losing favor with Americans at such an alarming rate, that if they could do the 2012 election all over again, they'd overwhelming back the former president of the Confederate States of America, Jefferson Davis.
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Funny story: CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

Atlanta - CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House...
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Funny story: US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Centralia, Ill. (UGH News) - Recent allegations that America's media is so entirely politically biased that one's brain would have to be mashed in granny's wringer-washer for any of it to come across as believable, has stirred a storm of responses.
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Funny story: CNN Desperately Looking for New Big Story

CNN Desperately Looking for New Big Story

Rival news station CNN, otherwise known as the Cable News Network, has just announced it is actively searching for a new Story of Maximum Importance. What's that? Well, in recent years, CNN's preferred broadcast technique is choosing just one piec...
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Funny story: Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Atlanta - Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current host on CNN's Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious invol...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Atlanta - CNN, in their never ending coverage of the missing Malaysian plane tragedy, thinks they have figured out a way to keep the story interesting, boost ratings, and possibly videotape the disappearance of one of their most beloved personali...
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Funny story: Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Dateline: ATLANTA--Elderly oddball millionaire, Huey Longbottom, shuns the internet and receives all of his news from CNN, but taking no interest in the missing Malaysian plane, which CNN has covered exhaustively for several weeks, Longbottom orchest...
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Funny story: CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...
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Funny story: Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey the host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that CNN asked him to take over for Piers Morgan who is being let go. Busey expressed his gratitude to CNN for the...
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Funny story: CNN's Piers Morgan Is Still Quite Despondent At His Talk Show Being Axed

CNN's Piers Morgan Is Still Quite Despondent At His Talk Show Being Axed

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan recently told a news agency reporter that when he first was told that his show Piers Morgan Live had been cancelled he felt as if Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd had both sat on him at the exact same time. He said that...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

NEW YORK CITY - CNN has announced that the curtain will fall on Piers Morgan's show, Piers Morgan Live. The British host said that he was a bit surprised as he truly felt that he was doing a bloody bloomin' bang up job. He told Sangria Wine wit...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

BURBANK - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has said that he recently met with CNN executives about the possibilty of him hosting a brand new late night talk show. Jay told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that he is very excited about the possibility.
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Funny story: Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Dateline: PALO ALTO--Robotics Corp, a Fortune 500 company, treated reporters to a behind-the-scenes look at the manufacturing of their preprogramed artificial persons for use in selling conservative policies in the United States. The featured model i...
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Funny story: Wolf Blitzer Gets An Unbelievable Call From PETA

Wolf Blitzer Gets An Unbelievable Call From PETA

NEW YORK CITY - The people at PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are not shy when it comes to stating what is on their mind as CNN's Wolf Blitzer has found out. Blitzer revealed that he received an email from Mimos...
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Funny story: News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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