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Funny story:  CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.
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Funny story:  CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story:  Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...
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Funny story:  Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey the host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that CNN asked him to take over for Piers Morgan who is being let go. Busey expressed his gratitude to CNN for the...
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Funny story:  CNN's Piers Morgan Is Still Quite Despondent At His Talk Show Being Axed

CNN's Piers Morgan Is Still Quite Despondent At His Talk Show Being Axed

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan recently told a news agency reporter that when he first was told that his show Piers Morgan Live had been cancelled he felt as if Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd had both sat on him at the exact same time. He said that...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

NEW YORK CITY - CNN has announced that the curtain will fall on Piers Morgan's show, Piers Morgan Live. The British host said that he was a bit surprised as he truly felt that he was doing a bloody bloomin' bang up job. He told Sangria Wine wit...
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Funny story:  Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

Jay Leno Could Be Getting A Brand New Talk Show On CNN

BURBANK - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has said that he recently met with CNN executives about the possibilty of him hosting a brand new late night talk show. Jay told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that he is very excited about the possibility.
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Funny story:  Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Robopundit Alex Castellanos Soft Sells Republican Anarchism

Dateline: PALO ALTO--Robotics Corp, a Fortune 500 company, treated reporters to a behind-the-scenes look at the manufacturing of their preprogramed artificial persons for use in selling conservative policies in the United States. The featured model i...
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Funny story:  Wolf Blitzer Gets An Unbelievable Call From PETA

Wolf Blitzer Gets An Unbelievable Call From PETA

NEW YORK CITY - The people at PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are not shy when it comes to stating what is on their mind as CNN's Wolf Blitzer has found out. Blitzer revealed that he received an email from Mimos...
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Funny story:  News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
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Funny story:  Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

Only 10% of Americans are Crazy

According to a CNN poll released recently only 10% of Americans think Congress is doing a good job. This is an all time low rating for the Congress. There is an ongoing global manhunt to identify, isolate and quarantine these thirty million Americ...
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Funny story:  CNN Accidentally Broadcasts an Actual News Event

CNN Accidentally Broadcasts an Actual News Event

In a departure from its usual practice of reporting possible events that have not occurred or may never take place, CNN broadcast an event that actually happened. Don Corleone, General Manager of the station, apologized to its viewers. "An investi...
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Funny story:  CNN Makeover Prompts Questions of Legitimacy, Porn

CNN Makeover Prompts Questions of Legitimacy, Porn

ATLANTA, GA - The ratings-challenged news giant CNN is planning a makeover. From his desk at his news organization's headquarters in Atlanta, Hubert Smish - Senior Vice President of News Affairs and Programming - stated the network's a...
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Funny story:  The LeAnn Rimes - Brandi Glanville Feud From Hell Continues

The LeAnn Rimes - Brandi Glanville Feud From Hell Continues

LOS ANGELES - Anderson Cooper host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has just stated that he does not recall a more bitter, intense, hate-filled feud than the one that is currently going on between country singer LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville who appea...
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Funny story:  Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
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Funny story:  Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...
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Funny story:  Paul Ryan Gets Run Out Of Humptulips, Washington

Paul Ryan Gets Run Out Of Humptulips, Washington

HUMPTULIPS, Washington - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where pencils were reportedly first invented. He spoke before a crowd that had gathered in the front yard of local styrofoam cup mogul Wilco...
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Funny story:  Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was. Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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