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Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...
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Funny story: Trump Has Bromance With Putin

Trump Has Bromance With Putin

NEW YORK TIMES by Strom Thurmond Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...
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Funny story: Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

Russians Celebrate Trump's Victory With His Wine

SAINT LOUIS POST DISPATCH AP -- Senior officials in the Russian government celebrated Donald Trump's victory over Hillary Clinton as a geopolitical win for Moscow, according to U.S. officials who said that American intelligence agencies interce...
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Funny story: Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

Trump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US

President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...
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Funny story: Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Trump Gets Daily Intelligence Briefings From Putin

Donald Trump said today that reason for his not getting daily briefs from the U.S. intelligence community that he was getting the briefings from the Russian espionage agency SVR (Foreign Intelligence Service). Trump said that he looked forward to...
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Funny story: CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

CIA Says Trump Was In On Russian Election Interference

How the political weather changes: Weeks ago Republicans were all abuzz over talk of impeaching Hillary Clinton when she takes office. Now with the CIA and FBI revelations that the Trump campaign was in on the pre-election Russian hacks of the DNC, t...
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Funny story: Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Trump Is Putin's Lackey

Again, the medium Maude Smithie of Los Angeles claims to have channeled the voice of the 20th century cynic and satirist H.L. Menken. I present what he allegedly said because, at least to this reporter, it seems plausible. Says Menken: "In his...
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Funny story: Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

Trump Says, Reality And Facts Don't Exist

An extraordinary breach has opened up between the national security establishment and President-Elect Donald Trump. American intelligence, led by the CIA, has concluded that Russian intelligence, operating under orders from Vladimir Putin, attempted...
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Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...
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Funny story: Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

After his attorneys advised him to avoid all contact with real human beings with feelings, conscience and morals, Roger Ailes replaced a few of Donald Trump's campaign staff with sexbots. The move has raised red flags as the sexbots are seen as a...
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Funny story: Australian Census to be linked to NSA and CIA databases for real time citizen positional acquisition

Australian Census to be linked to NSA and CIA databases for real time citizen positional acquisition

Security Agencies in the 5 eyes global surveillance organisation were this morning said to be rejoicing at entering a new era of public surveillance efficiency. "Now that we can use peoples names from the census for index linking to all our othe...
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Funny story: After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After Hillary's Emails, Hunt For Who Outed CIA Agent

After the investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails has been exhausted, the same investigative team will turn their attention to who in government, (during the Bush administration) gave the green light to make public the name of CIA undercover agen...
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Funny story: Secret Legislative Action Regarding Firecracker Purchases

Secret Legislative Action Regarding Firecracker Purchases

The American government has just taken another step in the fight to identify homegrown terrorists. In the wake of such events as the Charleston Shootings, the lawmakers on Capitol Hill have taken another step to fighting this growing epidemic. In...
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Funny story: Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
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Funny story: Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

Sensational clue in MH370 mystery!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...
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Funny story: Merkel's urgent request

Merkel's urgent request

Jaggedone's CIA received and urgent request from Angela Merkel early this morning after Vetoing any possibility of Greece not paying back trillions of Euro's to the European Central Banks and others. She has asked our top fashion designer, Gorgeo...
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Funny story: New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place

Apparently in retaliation for the currently retracted movie The Interview, North Korea's movie factory Pyongyang Noir Films has just released a film titled Bang Chang Masters At Home. The story features the President of the United States in his fa...
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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

WASHINGTON -President Obama's policy of normalizing relations with Cuba brought an angry response from Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who said, "This is about the appeasement of autocratic dictators, thugs, and adversaries, diminishing America's influen...
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