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Funny story:  CIA Just Uses Dominatrix Techniques

CIA Just Uses Dominatrix Techniques

On Thursday a Senate intelligence panel will vote to make public a report that shows that the CIA mismanaged its "enhanced interrogation program" by torturing detainees in its "war on terror." The report shows the Agency dealt in water boarding and...
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Funny story:  Ex-CIA boss to face grilling

Ex-CIA boss to face grilling

Congressional sources tell Spoof News that former acting CIA director Michael Morell can expect a mouthwatering meal when he faces the House Intelligence Committee on Wednesday morning. "This grilling will include chicken, pork chops, ribs, burge...
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Funny story:  Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...
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Funny story:  You  Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...
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Funny story:  President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

President Obama's New Year's Resolution Is To Have Conservative Radio Talk Shows Investigated

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows. He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow th...
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Funny story:  America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. Municipal governments criminalize homelessness and the activities of charitable homeless caregivers. State and Federal governments are helpless in meeting desperate human needs. So what do we do? By General Michael V. Hayden, former director, CIA. Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of cou...
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Funny story:  Here Comes "Hyper-Removal"

Here Comes "Hyper-Removal"

The US Government on advice from the CIA have coined a new word 'HYPER-REMOVAL". CIA Director Kant Giffafuck said: "The word is a sister of "Overkill" which is now common parlance and has more or less the same work to do. We have ordered our PR Agenc...
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Funny story:  Space Invasion Imminent!

Space Invasion Imminent!

A whistleblower CIA operative has broken ranks to alert the world to a coming catastrophe. Dr. Fritz Measure, an astrophysicist who once worked on the infamous HAARP project spoke at his hideout in Canada. The CIA has since declared the program r...
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Funny story:  A Colorful Bouquet, or, the Importance of Being Furnaced

A Colorful Bouquet, or, the Importance of Being Furnaced

The following report was posted on Wikileaks last week. It was taken from a Super Top Secret CIA file, but upon request of the U.S. government, Wikileaks decided to kill this story because news of the new Sexually Transmitted Disease. the McAllistore...
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Funny story:  "Second Coming" Come and Gone?

"Second Coming" Come and Gone?

There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...
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Funny story:  An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

QUEENS, New York - Little 8-year-old Howie Buttonbitty has always said that he is very lucky at finding things. When he was just 5-years-old he found an old Civil War cavalry sword that had belonged to Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. An...
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Funny story:  US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

US spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity

Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
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Funny story:  Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
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Funny story:  Edward Snowden Elected Mayor of Dudinka, Siberia

Edward Snowden Elected Mayor of Dudinka, Siberia

Special to TPN - ITAR-TASS, the Russian news agency, announced that Edward J. Snowden, the former intelligence contractor on the run from the American authorities, has won the mayoralty race in Dudinka. Dudinka is the administrative center of Taymyrs...
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Funny story:  Mormon Missionaries linked to CIA

Mormon Missionaries linked to CIA

A recent hearing in Washington revealed that for many years, young Mormon Missionaries have been suspected of working for the CIA. "Who would suspect those shining young faces of being the eyes and ears of a well planned national information retrievi...
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Funny story:  Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Snowden whistles a new tune: different chimes for different crimes

Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
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Funny story:  Barack "I Had a Dream" Obama Busted to Corporal

Barack "I Had a Dream" Obama Busted to Corporal

A new whistleblower emerged today with details of a secret court investigation and trial of President Barack Obama. The whistleblower, a court reporter at the secret trial, has been identified as Mr. Edward Hoedown. According to the CIA Mr. Hoedow...
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Funny story:  Agencies work together

Agencies work together

FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...
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