Geneva, Switzerland - C.E.R.N., The European Organization for Nuclear Research, has retracted its claim made on Monday of having created an actual black hole in the collision chamber of the particle accelerator.
CERN issued a very enthusiastic pre...
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq and The Emirates will stay among the world's leaders in energy production. A combination of sand and Camel dung have been found to give off colossal energy which can be produced in a Tocamac Water Fusion Amplification Chamber...
Special to TP News - Physicists at the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland announced that the Higgs boson, the so-called "God particle," resembles the Mormon angel Moroni. Moroni is the keeper of the golden plates on which is inscribed the Book of Mormon.
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