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Stock Market Volatility forces CEO to consider giving up "Wednesday Home"

Funny story: Stock Market Volatility forces CEO to consider giving up "Wednesday Home"

With China's market crash having an effect on the US Stock Exchange even the wealthiest of "1%" are feeling the pinch. Take, for example, Jeffrey Van Thornhurst, CEO of Takyour Financial Inc. who has felt a very direct personal impact due to the mon...

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Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

Funny story: Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

With the help of his six-year old daughter, Neil Q. Pattison, CEO of OpenSecurity, the latest up and coming software company out of Silicon Valley, quit his high-paying job and opened up a neighborhood lemonade stand. "Now my daughter Leila is t...

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CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

Funny story: CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

CEOs and CFOs of major U.S. financial institutions have formed a labor union called "Justice For Capitalists." The new group is a pushback response to a movement among shareholders across the U.S. to take back executive salaries and bonuses whe...

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General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Funny story: General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks! Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercede...

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The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

Funny story: The Indianapolis Colts Are Considering A Name Change

INDIANAPOLIS - The owner and CEO of the Indianapolis Colts, James Orsay, has informed the team coaches and players that he is considering changing the team name. Orsay stated that he really and truly feels that the time is ripe to inject a new tea...

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CEO Envious of Temp Workers

Funny story: CEO Envious of Temp Workers

As industry relies more on temporary workers,  CEOs tout the benefits of temporary employment and the disadvantages of executive positions. "I know that this CEO position will only last 2-4 years. After that, I won't have an impressive title, free...

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Guy Makes a Fortune When Laundry Card Machine Breaks

Funny story: Guy Makes a Fortune When Laundry Card Machine Breaks

Thursday started off pretty damn shitty for New York City's Danny Suds. When he got to work at his job as a stock broker at U.B. Sucker he was told he was being fired for not once screwing any customer over in the five years he had been with the fir...

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The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning

Funny story: The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term 'CEO', meaning 'Chief Executive Officer', was invented to replace the perfectly good word 'President' as the title for the person heading up a company or corporation. For some reason, some bureaucratic gerbils somewhere decided that acronyms were better than names for describing institutions, treaties, corporations and other entities of importance...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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