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Funny story:  'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

'CSI: Kardashian' Puts the Madcap Back into Murder

Hollywood, California - CBS has launched a fourth version of its Crime Scene Investigation series, but with a twist. This time, the show plays forensics for fun, with members of America's least talented but most publicized showbiz family filling the...
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Funny story:  CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

CBS Poll suggests 67% of Voters believe Ron Paul is a Founding Father

NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning. Each time Ron Paul talks about el...
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Funny story:  Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Katie Holmes Joins Charlie Sheen on Set of Anger Management

Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal. In a surprise alignme...
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Funny story:  Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...
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Funny story:  The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men' Speak Out On Charlie "Showless" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands. And in the words of...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

Charlie Sheen is My Favorite Martian

CBS announced today that they've cast Charlie Sheen in a remake of the popular television series My Favorite Martian. Sources inside the network say they've been quietly negotiating the deal with Sheen's lawyers for the past several days, but didn't...
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Funny story:  CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

CBS Finally Fires Charlie Sheen - The Star of "Two and A Half Men" Kisses $1.8 Million Per Show Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men that his services are no longer needed.
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Offers to Buy CBS for Two Billion Dollars

Charlie Sheen Offers to Buy CBS for Two Billion Dollars

Charlie Sheen, appearing on a special edition of the Shopping Channel, has made an offer to buy CBS, which owns the rights to his cancelled show Two and a Half Men. So far, he's offering $2 billion dollars. Sheen, appearing on the show dressed lik...
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Funny story:  CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen files Worker's Compensation claim

Charlie Sheen files Worker's Compensation claim

In a statement from Sheen's lawyer, the case is spelled out quite simply. They claim that Charlie Sheen's character on CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men" drinks heavily, does drugs, and sleeps with prostitutes. In order for Mr. Sheen to prepare for th...
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Funny story:  CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

CBS' 'The Talk' Repels Viewers Like Oprah In A Thong.

CBS, who took the bold step of trying to recreate The View for people even stupider than Elizabeth Hasselback, if such a person could exist, has found 'The Talk' is ratings-Kryptonite, driving away viewers in droves. As first revealed on Thespoof,...
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Funny story:  CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

CBS: "Laugh Track Cancelled"

In a move designed to attract more viewers to a steady fan base, the CBS network has decided to remove the laugh track from their half-hour sitcoms. "We feel the shows have a certain pious attitude about them," said Leslie Moonves, the preside...
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Funny story:  Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster. Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...
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Funny story:  David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

David Letterman Blackmail Sex Exclusive

US chat show host David Letterman has confessed during a recording of his show that he has enjoyed sexual relations with members of his staff, including black males. "I have had sex with men who work for me on this show," he told an audience in Ne...
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Funny story:  The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The Guiding Light, 72-Year Old Soap, Switching Off!

The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television. CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...
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Funny story:  New Reality Show:  "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"

CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...
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Funny story:  Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
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Funny story:  McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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