Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal.
In a surprise alignme...
LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...
HOLLYWOOD - Well now that Charlie Sheen has just lost his job on the number one rated comedy show Two and A Half Men, which was paying him $1.8 million per week the maverick actor will have all kinds of free time on his hands.
And in the words of...
CBS announced today that they've cast Charlie Sheen in a remake of the popular television series My Favorite Martian. Sources inside the network say they've been quietly negotiating the deal with Sheen's lawyers for the past several days, but didn't...
HOLLYWOOD - Saying that they are finished playing 'Day Care Center' the top brass at the CBS Network have just informed Charlie Sheen, the star of the number one rated sit-com on television Two and A Half Men that his services are no longer needed.
Charlie Sheen, appearing on a special edition of the Shopping Channel, has made an offer to buy CBS, which owns the rights to his cancelled show Two and a Half Men. So far, he's offering $2 billion dollars.
Sheen, appearing on the show dressed lik...
HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men.
Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...
In a statement from Sheen's lawyer, the case is spelled out quite simply. They claim that Charlie Sheen's character on CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men" drinks heavily, does drugs, and sleeps with prostitutes. In order for Mr. Sheen to prepare for th...
CBS, who took the bold step of trying to recreate The View for people even stupider than Elizabeth Hasselback, if such a person could exist, has found 'The Talk' is ratings-Kryptonite, driving away viewers in droves.
As first revealed on Thespoof,...
In a move designed to attract more viewers to a steady fan base, the CBS network has decided to remove the laugh track from their half-hour sitcoms.
"We feel the shows have a certain pious attitude about them," said Leslie Moonves, the preside...
New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster.
Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...
US chat show host David Letterman has confessed during a recording of his show that he has enjoyed sexual relations with members of his staff, including black males.
"I have had sex with men who work for me on this show," he told an audience in Ne...
The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television.
CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother."
The show, said to be part...
If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.
CBS corporation, under the hand of media mogul Sumner Redstone, has announced it's intention to purchase content from Canada.
After being bombarded by nuts, CBS executives scurried back and dug up the undead corpse of Jericho for another season. The dead have returned a few times before in the forms of Cagney and Lacey and Designing Women.