HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015.
After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...
Popular toy from the hit Disney Pixar films, Toy Story 1, 2 and 3, Woody The Cowboy, has been living up to his name.
Long time friend of Woody, Buzz Lightyear, has been seeing cowgirl Jessie for two films now, wooing her with his Latin dancing and...
On April 23, 2007, it was announced that Buzz Lightyear was found in a Minnesota hotel room having convulsions, and died later that day. Now it appears that Buzz's Toy Story co-star Woody has kicked the bucket as well.
Pop-eyed astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, has slammed the government for not doing enough space stuff. He told us:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the vacuum created as Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert each declined attempts to be drafted to run for the presidency of the United States in 2008, Buzz Lightyear has declared he is jumping into the void.
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