WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - It can now be revealed that a plate of Boston Baked Beans caused the recent plunge of global stock markets, when President Bush passed gas at an inopportune time while entertaining the foreign ministers of Saudi Arabia and J...
Duke, the famous talking dog from the Bush bean commercials, was put to sleep this morning after selling the company's secret family recipe to a competitor for an undisclosed price.
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