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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

Isle Of Wight News - Annual Bus "Weirdo" Outing To Isle Of Wight Banned From Motorway Service Station

The Manager of a Motorway Services Station near Scunthorpe has banned the "Weirdo Club Of Great Britain" annual outing from entering the premises this year after complaints from "normal" customers last year that the club members were not weird enough...
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Funny story: Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

Bus Nutjobs Becoming Rare - Advertising Campaign Launched To Recruit More

A survey among bus passengers has revealed that only one in every fifty buses now has a regular "fruitcake" passenger. Bus companies have placed full page advertisements in all the major newspapers to try to recruit and train new applicants. The surv...
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Funny story: Virus on the loose!

Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story: Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

Wynonna Judd Explains The Baby Bump

WATERLOO, Iowa - The crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo fell in love with Wynonna Judd and her gallery of hit songs. After the concert Wynonna spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in her $1.2 million customized tou...
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Funny story: One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

One Direction bus causes Right nightmare

Teen heartthrobs One Direction's future looks uncertain as they remain stuck on their tour bus in Thirsk, North Yorkshire. They have been trapped in the town since Thursday afternoon, when the driver was unable to negotiate his way out of the central...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Immigration Department has stated that due to some complaints from 313 U.S. citizens, the practice of flying illegal aliens back to their home country will be discontinued. The USID stated that busing them back...
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Funny story: Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

Arizona's Prisons Are Overcrowded - Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He Has A Damn Good Plan

MESA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is the self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in the entire United States including Alaska. The 81-year-old lawman is noted for making his prisoners dress up in pink jumpsuits, pink socks, pink...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and His Never-Ending Troubles

Justin Bieber and His Never-Ending Troubles

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - It appears that trouble is going to follow Justin Bieber no matter where he goes, even on a concert tour to Stockholm, Sweden. The Biebster, as American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson calls him, recently performed in Stockholm...
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Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

Joan Rivers To Host A New Game Show

LOS ANGELES - Joan Rivers, star of two cable television shows The Fashion Police and Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, has just been offered a third TV show. According to Epitome Network spokesperson, Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, Rivers, 79, w...
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Funny story: Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

Healthy Green Buses to be rolled out across Manchester

In a bid to reduce emissions from the vast fleet of buses that operate in and around the Manchester area, Greater Manchester Public Transport Limited have come up with a winning initiative that promises to not only slash exhaust emissions, but reduce...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. "Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eat...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says He Hates His New Nickname

Mitt Romney Says He Hates His New Nickname

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Bus Tour stopped off in Raleigh on the way to Winston-Salem, North Carolina. He told the semi-cheering crowd that he was thrilled to be in Raleigh, the town where the inventor o...
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Funny story: Bus Stop Fever

Bus Stop Fever

A bus company in Bristol has complained to its local council after some of its vehicles were given parking tickets. While they were stopped in designated bus stops. The company (who doesn't want to be named by "Lone Wolf" parking attendants) said:...
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Funny story: US Breathes a Sigh of Relief over Bus Crash that Killed 30, No Guns Were Involved

US Breathes a Sigh of Relief over Bus Crash that Killed 30, No Guns Were Involved

A bus speeding northbound on Route 85 heading into Albuquerque, New Mexico lost control and careened off the highway, flipped over a guardrail and rolled down a steep embankment before coming to rest upside down at the bottom of a ravine. The bus re...
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Funny story: Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...
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Funny story: Drive-By on President Obama Event

Drive-By on President Obama Event

Today at a fundraiser for President Obama something very unusual happened. The Mitt Romney tour bus began circling the event, honking its horn and tossing out campaign stickers to event participants. One participant, long-time Democrat Megan Schin...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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