Arrested for trop d'habits ("too much attire"), the teenagers were wearing bathing suits from the 1950's, their grandmothers' time.
They put on these old bathing suits "for fun" and were actually relieved that men were not always "staring, you kno...
Men's rights activists greeted the news to ban burqinis in Cannes beach with chest-bumping and uncontrollable hooting.
"Hell yea", one such man screamed as he rocked his fists into the air.
The spokesperson for the pro-men 'Feminism-But-For-M...
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