Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious.
Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...
Daily Mail editors were apparently fuming today, as rival red top rag, The Sun, pipped them for today's Piffle Prize, with a story about Pixie Lott, quoted in the above headline.
Thus preventing the Mail from making it a three in a row hat trick.
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