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Funny story: "Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

"Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious. Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...
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Funny story: "Pixie Lott Has Stars In Her Eyes" - Sun Pips Daily Mail For Today's Piffle Prize

"Pixie Lott Has Stars In Her Eyes" - Sun Pips Daily Mail For Today's Piffle Prize

Daily Mail editors were apparently fuming today, as rival red top rag, The Sun, pipped them for today's Piffle Prize, with a story about Pixie Lott, quoted in the above headline. Thus preventing the Mail from making it a three in a row hat trick.
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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