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Man Maimed and Blinded For Online Bullying

Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...

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Maine coming to Broadway

Funny story: Maine coming to Broadway

Broadway, get ready for some magic. Maine is coming to town. The Maine theatrical creators of the hit play 'The Bully and the Cursed Child' are in exclusive talks with the Bollywood Theatre Group to bring the show to The Link Theater in New York.

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An American airline (clever that one) ejects mum, baby and pram onto the emergency chute!

Funny story: An American airline (clever that one) ejects mum, baby and pram onto the emergency chute!

It seems that US airlines are "united" in their policies of dealing with unruly passengers, and in this day and age of smartphones they are being exposed. A baby and its mum attempted to enter the plane but the pram seemed to be causing quite a de...

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Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...

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An urban fable: It's all in the name

Funny story: An urban fable: It's all in the name

Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...

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It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

Funny story: It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

Government big-wigs may be forced to act if notorious Payday lenders continue their expansion into the children's pocketmoney market. Payday loan sharks Wronga ! see Easterend Primary School in Glasgow as the ideal trial point in the UK for their con...

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Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...

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Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

Funny story: Man With Two Penises Bashful But Successful

A United States citizen, Johnny Billingswee, was born with two penises. Although they are small, they are clearly functional. "Ever since I can remember, I have been the the butt of jokes about my two together not making a good one so I was afraid...

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Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Funny story: Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...

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Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

Funny story: Instead of MBAs, Wall St firms will now hire Bullies from Middle Schools

In a joint press conference held on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange several Wall Street banking and investment firm executives issued a statement about the future direction of talent acquisition in the beleaguered industry. It was made publi...

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Anti Bully Bullying Law Passed in Texas

SAN ANTONIO, TX - A former San Antonio teacher accused of directing kindergartners to hit a classmate for being a bully has resulted in new legislation, outlawing bullying of bullies. Lawmakers cited the incident of a 47-year-old former teacher wh...

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"Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

Funny story: "Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls made a public announcement today, advising "anybody who votes for the Conservative Party is gay. Me and little Ed and all the boys decided at Ed's house yesterday so now you all have to be on our side, otherwise you're gay.

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Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

Funny story: Obama Stooge Teachers Bully Students In North Carolina - Ignorance Rules In Our Public Schools

An extremely ignorant, bigoted, loud, bullying, unqualified "teacher" from North Carolina has been revealed to be an Obama 'Sleeper' mole, hell bent on destroying the liberties, free speech, free thinking youth of America by brain washing her studen...

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Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

Funny story: Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...

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Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

Funny story: Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers saying he became a bully only after being a victim of bullying himself. Romney says he felt he had to address the stories bei...

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Romney Revealed to be Bully From the Karate Kid

Funny story: Romney Revealed to be Bully From the Karate Kid

Today he is known as the lovable robot programmed to take every conceivable policy position, but forty seven years ago, the Washington Post revealed today, Mitt Romney was also a bit of a douche. In his prep school days, the presumptive GOP nomi...

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Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Funny story: Michigan legislature passes law allowing Christians to rob banks

Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...

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LulzSec Declares War on Twitter Follower's Bullying Boss

Funny story: LulzSec Declares War on Twitter Follower's Bullying Boss

The leader of the computer hacker group LulzSec has delighted one of his multitude of followers by taking on her work bully...and winning. The follower, who called herself Ellie2, is said to have told the computer hacker how her life was being m...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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