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Energy giant that put bulls up sees profits surge

A huge Scottish Hydro giant filled with energy carried a pair of Highland bulls all the way up Ben Nevis yesterday. Thousands turned up to witness this amazing feat, which was filmed by Sky News and several American film companies. Mega-biologi...

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Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

Funny story: Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

COW PATTY, IOWA (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney attmpted to show farmers he was one of them at a dairy farm in this small Iowa village Saturday morning. It didn't turn out well for the Republican nominee. He was injured while "milking" a bull that was isolat...

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Bull Wanders into Irish Pub, Doesn't Give It a Rave Review

Funny story: Bull Wanders into Irish Pub, Doesn't Give It a Rave Review

The sign on the door of a pub in County Cavan reads "A Thousand Welcomes," but a bull who stopped there for a pint after a long day of grazing claims it's false advertising. "I didn't even receive ONE welcome," he whined. The bartender claimed he...

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The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

Funny story: The Sad Story of Pamplona, Spain's Running of The Bulls

PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red. Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...

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Archers may loose another Bull

Funny story: Archers may loose another Bull

A whistle-blower has revealed that BBC in-house psychiatrist has been called into The Archers production office as fears surface that characters are being picked off because of their accents. The problem stems from Archers editor Vanessa Whitburn gr...

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Spain's super sport-stars accused of using illegal substances called "Los Toro's Cojones" (Raging Bulls Balls)!!

Funny story: Spain's super sport-stars accused of using illegal substances called "Los Toro's Cojones" (Raging Bulls Balls)!!

The astonishing successes of Spanish super sports-stars has lead too many jealous countries accusing them of using illegal-substances, shock, horror! A leading UK sport scientist has indeed discovered a substance in many of Spain's heroes which se...

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Milwaukee Mayor Just Says No to Malt Liquor Bull, Brewery

Funny story: Milwaukee Mayor Just Says No to Malt Liquor Bull, Brewery

MILWAUKEE, WI - A tough-as-nails Wisconsin mayor turned down an offer by a Milwaukee brewery to appear in a series of malt liquor spots with a giant bull from California, according to sources, but he got to meet the beast anyway. Milwaukee Mayor...

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No Ban on Bull's Balls

Funny story: No Ban on Bull's Balls

Last week in Tallahassee, FL USA, members of the State Senate voted to ban "fake bull testicles" that are often hung from the trailer tow hitches on pickups & cars. There would have been a $60 fine for putting a bogus scrotum attachment on...

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Baseball Is Getting A Much-Needed Facelift - Solomon

Funny story: Baseball Is Getting A Much-Needed Facelift - Solomon

The MLB announced today major changes to America's favorite past time.

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Matadors to give the Bull a Fair Go

Funny story: Matadors to give the Bull a Fair Go

Spain has bowed to growing international pressure from the animal rights lobby and is to 'even the odds' in bullfighting.

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Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

Funny story: Countrywide Bank sponsors surprise 5K marathon for its customers; denies a run on its deposits

New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...

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Bull Will Avenge Father's Death in San Fermín Festival

Funny story: Bull Will Avenge Father's Death in San Fermín Festival

Every year, the San Fermín Festival in Pamplona, Spain brings hundreds of drunken Spaniards pressing their luck against angry bulls. The event involves hundreds of lunatics trying to outrun pissed-off bulls down a half mile stretch of cobbled street...

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Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Funny story: Spanish Housewife Gored At Running Of The Bulls

Latest reports say that a woman from Barcelona who was gored 'half to death' at the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, was taken there by her husband.

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NYPD to hire bullies

N.Y: In what could see an increase in the number of bullies in schools all over New York, the NYPD has stated that from effect from 21st November, they were going to hire only bullies. When questioned on it, the top officials including high rank officers said: "The number of cops in are department are weak and when they have no guns or bulls, they tend to give up and act like sissy's.

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Bull shortage hits world economy

Funny story: Bull shortage hits world economy

A shortage of bulls has affected the world economy, a leading economist has stated.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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