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Funny story: Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...
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Funny story: Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

Arizona To Build A Mental Health Facility That Can House 30,000 Patients

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just made a much anticipated announcement from her governor's mansion in Phoenix. She told the assembled news media that plans have been finalized on a new 30,000 mental patient facility to be built just outside t...
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Funny story: Space Loft Extension Approved By Local Government

Space Loft Extension Approved By Local Government

Space is to receive a 400 million acre extension, with stunning sea views and an en-suite bathroom facility. Several planets and a plethora of stars will also be included. Local government officials initially rejected the plans, stating that the e...
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Funny story: Little House On The Prairie A Death Trap Says Building Inspector

Little House On The Prairie A Death Trap Says Building Inspector

Building Inspectors in the small town of Walnut Grove, Minnesota, have called a house, built by the owner "a death trap" and that the residence needs to be demolished or brought up to code by the end of week. The house has no smoke alarms, an ope...
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Funny story: Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Candy Thief Arrested and Thrown into Jail

Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth®...
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Funny story: What's the matter with Mike Hunt?

What's the matter with Mike Hunt?

This is almost a real letter received at the DIY SOS team HQ. Dear DIY SOS, I hope you can help me. My name is Jane Hunt and I have a useless husband called Mike. I have a really simple job that desperately needs doing and I'm afraid that my man is not quite up to the task. Therefore I need your help. Almost a year ago I purchased a nice bedroom dresser from MFI during their closing down...
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Funny story: London's Olympic Stadium in danger of Sinking into its own Footprint!

London's Olympic Stadium in danger of Sinking into its own Footprint!

London's Hackney Marshes is basically a swampland. It always has been. For many decades nothing was built on it other than the odd wooden changing room sheds for amateur league football players to get into their kit before playing their matches on the wide expanse of the marshes at weekends. I grew up in Hackney myself. The goalposts during matches played on rain soaked days would sin...
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Funny story: Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Theatre Wall Collapses During Brecht Play

Berlin, Germany: The fourth wall of a Berlin theatre has collapsed during a Brecht play, with many audience members feared injured. At approximately 20:00 local time the fourth wall of the Palais Theatre collapsed dramatically during a performance...
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Funny story: Otherwise Normal Man Cannot Stop Assessing Structural Stability of Surroundings

Otherwise Normal Man Cannot Stop Assessing Structural Stability of Surroundings

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Citing a lifelong concern with security as a possible explanation, local man Tom Gallant has explained that he is unable to prevent himself from judging the quality of nearby buildings and items even when social norms would pre...
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Funny story: Lack of Development a Worrying Trend

Lack of Development a Worrying Trend

The credit crunch has put paid to developments all around the World and London is no exception - the Leadenhall 'Cheesegrater' and the KFC Hackney Observation Tower being the most famous examples of the halt in progression. It has now come to lig...
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Funny story: No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

No Diving from the Worlds tallest Building

A sign has appeared on the top floor of the Worlds highest building in Dubai the Burj Dubai saying NO DIVING. The Burj Dubai is double the size of the Empire state building and stands at 828 metres. It was opened January of this year despite Dubai...
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Funny story: Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Squishy mess : Search for survivors following collapse of hotel made from Sumo wrestlers

Japan: Rescue workers are franticly attempting to rescue hundreds of American and French tourists who were caught in a horrifying building collapse. The tower, built in Kooriyama (Fukushimma, Japan) was constructed entirely from 950,000 Sumo wrest...
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Funny story: World's smallest man lost in World's tallest building

World's smallest man lost in World's tallest building

The Worlds smallest man He Pinping at only 2ft 5 inches was due to open the worlds tallest building today but he was so small he got lost in the crowd and nobody could find him before opening time. The Burj Dubai at 828 metres is the tallest build...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Wins World Record

World's Tallest Building Wins World Record

Throughout recorded history, whenever someone's won a war or where there's been an economic boom and a brief period of fickle confidence, or a major pick up on a National Lottery roll-over, there have been tall pointless structures erected to mark su...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

World's Tallest Building Begins to Lean

Abu-Dubai--The world's tallest building--the Burj Dubai--began leaning today and could collapse. The building is 900 meters tall (about 3000 feet) and is in the final stages of completion. Engineers were shocked today to see it begin leaning, alm...
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Funny story: You'll just love our erections

You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.
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Funny story: Man makes holy house of cress

Man makes holy house of cress

It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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