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The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

Funny story: The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

For the second time in the twenty-four months, androids made by Brit Android Industries (BAI) - the UK's largest android supplier - have been affected by a sinister program virus. Thousands of household androids have been reported as faulty, and as s...

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Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

Funny story: Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly

The Heartbleed Bug, a fault in the security system used by many Internet sites, has become a major global brand due to the slick marketing used to get its message across. Early adoption of a funky logo and hysterical rhetoric in the press has quickl...

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This News Just Might Save Your Life!

Funny story: This News Just Might Save Your Life!

"You need to always treat your kids special as one day they could be in charge of you and decide where they put you to get you out of your (their) house." That's what the guy told us at a company meeting. So I ran home and bought my kids an ant fa...

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Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says If Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wasn't Married She'd Be All Over Him Like Mustard On A Hot Dog Wiener

LOS ANGELES - The host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler has reportedly told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she loves a man with a big beard like the one Phil Robertson has. Handler, who has a reputation of getting around in the hok...

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Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Funny story: Holidaymakers in Andalucia save five lives in one evening!

Orgiva, Espana: Brit and Dutch holidaymakers basking in the Andalucian sun and diving into their swimming pool were shaken last night as they had to suddenly put their life-saving skills into action. After their delicious, romantic meal the Brit t...

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Daily Telegraph told it should not have taped Cable

Funny story: Daily Telegraph told it should not have taped Cable

The Daily Telegraph faced a political storm today when it was told, in no uncertain terms, that it should not have taped Cable. In a harsh letter to the Royalbankofscotland Brothers, recluse multimillionaire owners of the newspaper, who live tax-f...

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ESA Violation Upheld by the US Supreme Court

Funny story: ESA Violation Upheld by the US Supreme Court

Washington DC: Infamous spoof writer Philbert of Macadamia's last court appeal was rejected by the US Supreme Court today. Philbert was convicted of violating the Endangered Species Act (ESA), 15 years ago. Philbert arrived at the Supreme Court ch...

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Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

Funny story: Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

A totally "nutty" Dutch professor called Arnold van Huis has proclaimed that the problems of the world can be solved by eating bugs. Poverty, malnutrition, exploding global population, food shortages, water shortages, etc, can all be defeated if h...

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Microscopic Organism Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Microscopic Organism Found Under Boy's Bed

Scientists have called on the government to allocate 'special funds' towards new research after a previously-unknown microscopic organism was discovered under the bed of a 9-year-old boy in Stoke-on-Trent at the weekend. The organism, which is unl...

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Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Funny story: Scientists Prove That Bugs In A Rug Are Not Snug

Insect research at Denver University has determined that a common saying is incorrect and that there is no such thing as being "as snug as a bug in a rug." The phrase, which is generally taken to mean tucked in tight and toasty warm is not true, acc...

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New Tape Of Nixon, Agnew In White House Hilarious

Funny story: New Tape Of Nixon, Agnew In White House Hilarious

A new tape recording of then President Richard Nixon talking with his Vice President Spiral Agnew is being called the 'best one yet' by both his rivals and his supporters who had to admit that it was a hoot. On the tape, Nixon is asking Agnew abou...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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