Leesa, 16, of Alabama today told of her shock when a date with a vampire almost ended in disaster.
"I thought he would write poetry and say really deep things" she sobbed "but he wasn't like that at all. Then he got all fangy and tried to bite me...
HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Christmas Eve.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is set to return with Britain's Got Talent favourite Susan Boyle at the helm!
The surprise announcement comes from showriters just days after Boyle announced she was selling her virginity on ebay.
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Sarah Michelle Geller was charged with murder yesterday. Geller accidentally plunged a wooden stake through the heart of the shows director.
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