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Compensation Claim

The American government has decided it will pay out $1billion in compensation to several Native American tribes for "mishandling of Native American monies and properties". Or in civilian speak "for robbing the shit out of a people and culture". Th...

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Beer that loses fizz when opened to sponsor Cup that's lost its sparkle

A US beer company whose product is renowned worldwide for quickly losing its fizz once opened has been announced as the new sponsor of the FA Cup, a competition that lost its own sparkle many years ago. The three-year £multi-million deal between B...

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New Budweiser Commercial "Nuns the Wiser" Airs During World Cup

Funny story: New Budweiser Commercial "Nuns the Wiser" Airs During World Cup

"Everyone knows that drinking and driving can lead to accidents," says the voiceover for a new commercial by Budweiser airing during the World Cup. "That's why, after enjoying a few beers at the local pub, these nuns are walking back to the convent.

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Tiger meets wise woman and takes up Bud - ism

Funny story: Tiger meets wise woman and takes up Bud - ism

Tiger Woods has taken up Bud - ism that is drinking as much Budweiser as he can even drinks as much as he can out of a can. Recently Tiger made an apology speech in front of friends and family who were ordered not to speak by Gordon Brown otherwis...

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Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Funny story: Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...

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InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...

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Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Funny story: Guinness and Heineken really made from Shit and Piss

Representatives for multinational drinks firms Guinness and Heineken have at last come clean and admitted that they make their beverages from human excrement.

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Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

Funny story: Budweiser Spins Off a New Gay Themed Beer

As of next Wednesday, gay men will have a new beer to call their own. St. Louis, MO based Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Budweiser, has announced plans to open a spin off bottler complete with its own brands, the first of which will be the gay-themed...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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