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Funny story: Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Grant Scnapps, Tory Chairman - whose father was a well known immigrant from Eastern Europe - has twitted that Beer & Bingo are the working man's (and woman's) greatest joys. But he has landed himself in at Eton Mess. He has been clobbered by t...
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Funny story: Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...
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Funny story: Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Bingo! Now available to workers aswell as the unemployed

Thanks to George Osbourne's 2014 budget, the pastime of Bingo is no longer confined to the elite and those on benefits. As a resulting cut in Bingo tax, even the common working class can afford to take part in the game which was only affordable t...
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Funny story: UK budget details in more detail

UK budget details in more detail

Details of the 2104 UK budget were released by the Government ahead of the Chancellor's statement. This is in an attempt to save people time and effort listening to the whole speech. The way income tax is collected will be changing. In an effort t...
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Funny story: Yippee! Beeb's handy Budget Calculator puts Spoof writer at £7,984,115 better off in 2013/14!

Yippee! Beeb's handy Budget Calculator puts Spoof writer at £7,984,115 better off in 2013/14!

London - An online Budget Calculator published by the BBC has estimated that one Spoof writer will be approximately £8 million per annum better off in 2013 following George Osborne's Budget on Wednesday. A 5% cut in the top rate of income tax and...
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Funny story: UK Budget 2013 Announced

UK Budget 2013 Announced

Chancellor George Osbourne has disclosed his planned budget for the UK for the coming year. As expected there will be significant belt-tightening, which may need to be aided by some financial pant removal. All in all, there is not going to be much ro...
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Funny story: Budget Bail Out for Britain

Budget Bail Out for Britain

In a surprise announcement the Chancellor has announced that Britain's bail out has been agreed with the Russians. 'It was the Russians or bankruptcy' Osborne revealed to a shocked House of Commons. In exchange for the massive Russian bail out the...
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Funny story: Budget Leak Sensation

Budget Leak Sensation

George Osborne has been caught with his pants down - again! He was clearly seen leaking on the grave of Karl Marx somewhere in London. A video on YouTube shows the Chancellor prick in hand clearly pissing onto the grave. Tories have claimed that O...
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Funny story: Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Fiscal Cliff turned into mountain of prosperity by Senate

Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...
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Funny story: EU budget talks stuck as British try to make Frogs rebate

EU budget talks stuck as British try to make Frogs rebate

EU leaders have been meeting in Brussels this week to discuss the budget for the union over the next few years. There is serious disagreement between different member states as to whether the budget should be increased or slashed. French finance m...
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Funny story: Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

Brixton stallholder's fury at Osborne 'pasty' tax

London - An Electric Avenue jerk hut proprietor has spoken of his dismay at the new 20% VAT hike on hot takeaway food. "Damn tax on munchies in this time of adversities," Sammy Aikliss grumbled tonight, "filthy thievin Tory bastards is poachin the...
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Funny story: Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
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Funny story: Pensioners Better Off

Pensioners Better Off

Contrary to alarmist headlines in the media Pensioners have gained immensely from the Budget. Fuller analysis of the measures adopted by George Osbore has shown that those who suggested Pensioners suffered to pay for the tax cut for the very rich...
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Funny story: West Ham Beat Government 2-0

West Ham Beat Government 2-0

In the dullest football match ever endured at Upton Park West Ham secured a 2-0 win over the Government. This was due to two own goals scored by Government Right Back George Osbore. The own goals were so gruesome they are now prize exhibits on the...
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Funny story: New Budget a Winner

New Budget a Winner

In an initiative that has been welcomed in the City the Government has brought in a scheme first proposed by City financier Ken Splurge. It rewards thieves who have successfully fooled the tax authorities about their winnings. As these thieves hav...
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Funny story: Late UK budget details released

Late UK budget details released

Some of the finer details of the British budget that weren't previously announced by the Chancellor because he had to be home for lunch have now been released by the Treasury. It was confirmed that dead people will no longer qualify for pension re...
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Funny story: Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...
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Funny story: Shades of Robert Maxwell/Trinity Mirror scam as Chancellor George Osborne eyes £28bn Royal Mail pension pot

Shades of Robert Maxwell/Trinity Mirror scam as Chancellor George Osborne eyes £28bn Royal Mail pension pot

London - The old KGB/Mossad fraudster famously bankrupted Mirror Group pensioners of their retirement earnings in a scam now being resuscitated by UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. A huge £28bn Post Office pensions nest egg is due to...
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