Chancellor George Osbourne has disclosed his planned budget for the UK for the coming year. As expected there will be significant belt-tightening, which may need to be aided by some financial pant removal. All in all, there is not going to be much ro...
In a surprise announcement the Chancellor has announced that Britain's bail out has been agreed with the Russians.
'It was the Russians or bankruptcy' Osborne revealed to a shocked House of Commons. In exchange for the massive Russian bail out the...
George Osborne has been caught with his pants down - again! He was clearly seen leaking on the grave of Karl Marx somewhere in London. A video on YouTube shows the Chancellor prick in hand clearly pissing onto the grave.
Tories have claimed that O...
Washington, D.C. - Senate leaders leaked to this reporter, today, that a solution to the Baby Boomer Fiscal Cliff problem has been agreed to. The basic idea is very simple. Not enough young to take care of the old. It is the creative solution that...
EU leaders have been meeting in Brussels this week to discuss the budget for the union over the next few years. There is serious disagreement between different member states as to whether the budget should be increased or slashed.
French finance m...
London - An Electric Avenue jerk hut proprietor has spoken of his dismay at the new 20% VAT hike on hot takeaway food.
"Damn tax on munchies in this time of adversities," Sammy Aikliss grumbled tonight, "filthy thievin Tory bastards is poachin the...
The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget.
"One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
Contrary to alarmist headlines in the media Pensioners have gained immensely from the Budget.
Fuller analysis of the measures adopted by George Osbore has shown that those who suggested Pensioners suffered to pay for the tax cut for the very rich...
In the dullest football match ever endured at Upton Park West Ham secured a 2-0 win over the Government. This was due to two own goals scored by Government Right Back George Osbore.
The own goals were so gruesome they are now prize exhibits on the...
In an initiative that has been welcomed in the City the Government has brought in a scheme first proposed by City financier Ken Splurge.
It rewards thieves who have successfully fooled the tax authorities about their winnings. As these thieves hav...
Some of the finer details of the British budget that weren't previously announced by the Chancellor because he had to be home for lunch have now been released by the Treasury.
It was confirmed that dead people will no longer qualify for pension re...
Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory.
The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...
London - The old KGB/Mossad fraudster famously bankrupted Mirror Group pensioners of their retirement earnings in a scam now being resuscitated by UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne.
A huge £28bn Post Office pensions nest egg is due to...
London - Some spectral hexoplasm shaped like a sleepwalking Kate Middleton has slid out from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies stark raving bonkers.
The apparition emanated in the monarch's bedchamber close to midnight after a tr...
London - An anonymous Whitehall tweet has confirmed that there'll be bad news about badgers, split beavers and louse hatchlings - all rumored to feature in George Osborne's Autumnwatch Statement in the Commons tomorrow.
The Chancellor will discuss...
The Coalition Government has warned UK citizens against "all but essential" travel to Spain, after 50 years of British holidaymakers flooding the main Spanish resorts.
Prime Minister David Cameron, determined to get some positive publicity after a...
Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint.
The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime.
That cr...
The Chancer of the Exchequer has just sat down after making his budget statement.
In his statement, the Chancer said "this is my budget statement", receiving great applause from the hordes of sleeping MP's who had gathered in Westminster to hand i...