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Funny story:  President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

WHITEWASHINGTON, D. C. -- In an attempt to erode U. S.-Chinese relations, as he has eroded those between the U. S. and most of its allies, President Barack ("B. O.") Obummer met with Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama on Friday, February 21.
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Funny story:  Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

Corporate Buddhism Training Helps Employees Understand that Job Dissatisfaction and Malaise Are Actually Nirvana

"Mindfulness," a concept with its roots in Buddhism, has become a catch-word in many corporate environments. Benjamin Robinson, President and CEO of the New York City-based marketing firm Market-Based Marketing ("MBM"), has also implemented many othe...
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Funny story:  Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

After decades of Dharma talks, retreats, and solo meditation sittings - the sole aim of which was to fully experience the present moment - Buddhist Ken Foley finally admitted that the present moment was not so great. "I don't regret anything," say...
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Funny story:  Buddha Slims Down, Jesus Bulks Up

Buddha Slims Down, Jesus Bulks Up

Heaven-- Two of the most recognisable icons of the religious world have gone through a complete make-over since the New Year began. Buddha's been on a strict weight-loss diet, and Jesus Christ has been working-out to put some muscles on his scrawny...
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Funny story:  The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The second part of our 'Beginners' series looks at the wide, and often confusing, world of religion. From the very dawn of time, man has been seeking the truth's to many of the questions of his own existence. In his quest for knowledge and understanding he often turns to religion. From the all powerful Gods that dictate how this great world was created to codes with which to live ones life b...
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Funny story:  Obama praised for rise in Buddhism

Obama praised for rise in Buddhism

HIS HOLINESS the Dalai Lama received a warm welcome in the White House during his recent visit and applauded the efforts of President Obama in continuing the work originated by his predecessor George W Bush. If current trends are maintained it is...
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Funny story:  Man Endures 10-Hour Bus Ride To Buddhist Temple

Man Endures 10-Hour Bus Ride To Buddhist Temple

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told friends of how he endured a 10-hour coach journey to the far-ff northern outpost of Loei which is situated about six hours from the capital. Yes, that's right. Six hours. Not ten. Th...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Robert Pattinson Likes Older Women

Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their imaginations a watered-down and sanitised and dishwater-dull and bastardised version of the Gothic tradition. This, according to commentator Bingo Cashc...
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Funny story:  Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...
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Funny story:  Bhutan Monk Arrested

Bhutan Monk Arrested

A Buddhist Monk in Bhutan has been arrested for smuggling tobacco into the country. Tobacco based products have been illegal in Bhutan since 2005. Jigm Dorji, a state sponsored Buddhist Monk was found with two kilos of tobacco and was arrested for po...
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Funny story:  Oldest dog in the world discovered in Bangalore, India. He's really a Buddhist monk!

Oldest dog in the world discovered in Bangalore, India. He's really a Buddhist monk!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: An amazing discovery by an ex-pat Brit living in Bangalore has revealed that the oldest living dog on the planet is here and he's quite remarkable too. The ancient canine called Blacky is actually a Buddhist mon...
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Funny story:  Osama now a Buddhist?

Osama now a Buddhist?

Trusted sources say that Osama Bin Laden has been spotted this past week 10 miles southwest of Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. It has been widely known that there has been wide discontent in the Islamic circle of Bin Laden, leading him to other parts of...
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Funny story:  Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Having had his way with the history of Catholicism, figuratively and also in the biblical sense, Dan Brown has been sequestered away in his mountain retreat while writing his new novel about the early days of Buddha. Insiders at the Brown camp hin...
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Funny story:  Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddha Cartoons Anger Buddhists

Buddhists around the world have come together to stage violent protests on the streets of major world Capital cities. They are protesting against cartoons of the prophet Buddha, which were posted on the internet last night. Cartoons depicting the...
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Funny story:  Steve Wright Becomes Buddhist Monk, Takes Order Of Silence

Steve Wright Becomes Buddhist Monk, Takes Order Of Silence

In a move that will disappoint millions of Radio 2 listeners in the UK and beyond, extremely popular broadcaster and DJ Steve Wright has announced he is leaving the station and hanging up his microphone for good, choosing instead to...
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Funny story:  Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Hollywood, California - Apparently suffering from the postoperative side effects of yet another Botox injection that migrated to the brain, tummy tuck aneurysm or silicone breast augmentation seepage to the blood stream, aging diva, Sharon Stone, sho...
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Funny story:  "Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass" claims Leicester lass

"Buddhist Monk took me up the Kyber Pass" claims Leicester lass

With Buddhist Monks now all the rage due to their heroics in Tibet, Samantha Morgan, 20, from Leicester, England warns against their 'other worldly charms'. Pregnant with Holy man Lama Loka Panesh's child she told our reporter yesterday,
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Funny story:  Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

The Dalai Lama called today for an international investigation into Eastasia's crackdown against protesters in Tibet, which he said is facing a "cultural genocide&qu...
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