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Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Queen to have "glory holes" installed at Buckingham Palace

The Queen has announced an upgrade to Buckingham Palace to allow visitors to enjoy "glory holes". The Palace has been extensively renovated in recent years, and is now having new features added to make it more comfortable. A spokesman for the Pala...

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Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

Funny story: Prince Philip Asks Prince Harry to Become New Prince Consort

London, UK In a story leaked by a reliable source, it is reported that Prince Philip is unable to keep up with the Queen and he knows that, since the Queen is even stronger than her mother was, she will probably remain at work for at least another 20...

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Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...

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Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...

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Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Funny story: Bill Cosby Reaches Out to Prince Andrew

Buckingham Palace, London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that even though Prince Andrew has never done anything wrong with any underage sex slaves, Sarah Ferguson, retired Duchess of York, will still be standing by him, but won't be provi...

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Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Funny story: Royal "Mole" Jailed For Treason

Britain's Royal Family yesterday imprisoned a "mole" in the Tower of London. Normally people taken to the infamous "Tower" are fast tracked for beheading by Chelsea Pensioners or Beefeaters as they are usually called. The Mole, found burrowing und...

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Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Funny story: Plastic Covers To Be Fitted To Valuable Furniture And Carpets In Buckingham Palace As Corgi Damage Exceeds £20m

Kept from the public eye for decades, the extent of damage to furniture and carpets at Buckingham Palace has been revealed by ex-maid, Eileen Over in her serialised memoirs. The revelations, from the book, "Please Housetrain One's Corgis" ISBN A23PIS...

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Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Funny story: Thousands Of Turkeys To Be Shot At Buckingham Palace For Prince Philip's Testimonial Shoot

Buckingham Palace will be the venue for this year's Royal Christmas Eve Turkey Shoot. Prince Philip will fire a cannon to disturb 5000 turkeys, making them fly as easy targets across the special garden party arsenal of armed toffs. This year's...

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Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

Funny story: Prince Phillip's Hands Stuck Behind His Back For 3 Hours In Derrek Brown Stunt

A Royal Performance by a mixture of Variety and Illusionist acts to mark Prince Phillip's Lifetime Award for not doing very much was topped by a spectacular hypnotic trick by Derrek Brown. Prince Phillip was convinced by Brown that his hands were...

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Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

Funny story: Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings

London, EN Kate Middleton, future queen of England, who recently used Craigslist to find a new nanny for Prince George, has been taking advantage of Craigslist to bargain-hunt for furnishings for the various royal palaces. As of last week, she has purchased: -382 sets of drapes for Buckingham Palace and some kilts for Balmoral. -A new love seat, French Provincial chairs, and a few Queen...

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Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Funny story: Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...

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Landslip reveals remains of Nazi concentration camp under Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Landslip reveals remains of Nazi concentration camp under Buckingham Palace

London, UK - A bloody great big swastika-shaped hole has appeared slap bang in the middle of the Buckingham Palace lawn following a torrential deluge last night. Courtiers reported that at around a quarter to nine on Sunday an immensely creepy suc...

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

Funny story: Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

London, UK - Buckingham Palace has been blown apart by Hurricane Jude in scenes of mayhem last seen during the Blitz. The massive squall struck soon after midnight ripping the gubbins from the Palace plant room where Prince Harry's eco-friendly hy...

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Whistling Percy

My Gerbil Percy (a name is ever there was one) loves to whistle tunes, you'll catch him on a Friday night whilst whistly at the moon. But that's not all you see he puts on quite a show, he's no one trick pony no, he's more feathers to his bow. He spins plates with spaghetti and twirls amongst confetti, a real sight or so I am told. A hearty soul my Percy Pal I'm so glad to have known. He...

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Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

Funny story: Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write. While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue. The two had lunch at The...

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Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

Funny story: Kate Middleton Says That Queen Elizabeth is Starting To Get On Her Last Nerve

LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...

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Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

Funny story: Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently spoke with a personal bodyguard of Kate Middleton. And this individual who could not give out his name due to United Kingdom Royal Bodyguarding Protocol rules revealed that he knows more about P...

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