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Funny story: Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

HARFOLD, Vt. - Levaquin (levofloxacin) has been approved by the FDA for the treatment and prevention of the plague. The only problem is that the FDA's decision comes some 665 years after the new drug would've done any goddamn good. "Unless you sen...
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Funny story: Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...
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Funny story: EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...
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Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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