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Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

Funny story: Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

A lorry of 300 moth-ridden suits bound for the UK has been seized by customs officials in Calais. Investigators were surprised to find that the cheap garments were destined for the wardrobe of Nigel Farage, who famously wears a different grey suit ev...

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200 corpses found buried under Paris supermarket

Funny story: 200 corpses found buried under Paris supermarket

Paris, France - "At first we thought they'd died of la peste (the plague)," Inspector Clouseau said today as a mass grave of more than 200 corpses was discovered under a Paris supermarket. "Then we realised it could be the missing remains of 'Les...

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Bubonic Plague spores seeping into London water supply

Funny story: Bubonic Plague spores seeping into London water supply

London - A Black Death burial pit containing hundreds of thousands of medieval skeletons is slowly contaminating rivulets that feed London's River Thames according to QM-NewsCorpse reports. Scientists monitoring the excavation under the Farringdon...

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Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

Funny story: Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

HARFOLD, Vt. - Levaquin (levofloxacin) has been approved by the FDA for the treatment and prevention of the plague. The only problem is that the FDA's decision comes some 665 years after the new drug would've done any goddamn good. "Unless you sen...

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Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

Funny story: Dog Whisperer To Film Bubonic Plague PSA

In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...

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EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

Funny story: EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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