After much deliberation, sharp points and millions of things that go 'pop', Bubble Wrap has once again been voted Top of the Pops.
"It's fantastic news," said Brian Gigglesworth, head of the Bubble Wrap Federation of Cumbria and the UK. "This make...
The Isle of Wight Council have announced plans to finally solve the problems with the A3054 Queens Road between Ryde and Newport.
"Since the bad winter of 1963," said Councillor David Pugh, "we've suffered with pot holes on this busy main road. We...
Cheese Singles, those flat yellow rectangles of vaguely cheese tasting material are not, as advertised, cheese.
"After careful analysis of melting patterns under a hot grill," said professor of cheese, Adam Gouda, "we have concluded that, at best,...
In a bold move, BMW and Volkswagen are set to start to work through the world's surplus bubble wrap mountain to coat the inside of their next generation cars.
"It makes sense to us," said Brian McWilliams of Volkswagen. "We get paid to take this e...
Yesterday, a group of scientist and researchers in Minot, North Dakota, released a statement saying that people who popped a great quantity of bubble wrap as child was 83.2546% more likely to have hearing loss as an adult.
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