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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Asked To Cut Back On Their PDAs

Ashton Kutcher and Girlfriend Mila Kunis Are Asked To Cut Back On Their PDAs

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher, 36, and his fiancée Mila Kunis, 30, were having a nice quiet dinner at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. The two were celebrating the fact that they just both feel 110 percent better now that the ev...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Finally Get Engaged - Demi Moore Comments That It's A Sad Day For Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's most popular couples has finally announced their engagement. Ashton Kutcher, 36, star of Two and A Half Men and Mila Kunis, 30, who starred in The Black Swan will be walking down the ecstatic marital aisle in the n...
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Funny story: Demi Moore's Latest Boy Toy Is 19

Demi Moore's Latest Boy Toy Is 19

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore's ex-husband, Bruce Willis who is the father of her three semi-pretty daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, has let Demi know that he is tired of her calling him up at all hours. Willis talked to Carolina Chipotle with B...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - After a year of prolonging her divorce to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore finally gave in and granted her boy toy husband his divorce An unnamed source said that the 51-year-old Moore was convinced to finalize the divorce by her former husb...
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Funny story: Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

Bruce Wills Forced Demi Moore To Finally Give Ashton Kutcher The Divorce

BEVERLY HILLS - After two years of refusing to give her boy-toy husband his divorce, the much older Demi Moore finally gave in and signed the divorce papers. But word out of LaLaLand is that there was a reason why the old cougar finally relented a...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

Demi Moore Admits She Has Had Her Fill of Boy Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, who for the past year has refused to give Ashton Kutcher a divorce so that he can marry his girlfriend the erotically sexy Mila Kunis, has had a change of heart. She spoke with Ersatz Pontoon of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and...
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Funny story: The Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly

The Sylvester Stallone - Bruce Willis Feud Is Getting Ugly

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone stated that Bruce Willis was greedy and lazy and he told him that he would never again have him appear in any of his movies. Hollywood Innuendo reports that Willis fired back by saying that if Sylvester doesn't sto...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning. According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tri...
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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...
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Funny story: On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...
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Funny story: Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her. The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, s...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films has just announced that they will soon begin production on the remake of the 1962 film Lolita. The original which was made 50 years ago starred Sue Lyon in the role of the nubile, p...
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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34. Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...
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Funny story: Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

All in a day for bad ass, evocative, and aging film star like Demi Moore as she pulls out her role on the movie "Lovelace", parties all night with her daughter Rumer, then prepares to enter hospital to be treated for exhaustion. Playing dramatic r...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais was hauled off stage at the Golden Globes this week and did not return for a whole hour. He maintains that this was not because of his offensive comments to the Hollywood glitterati as they came on. "Well," he said, "The organiser...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Tinsel Town's most famous May-December couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, who have recently had more ups and downs than the Yo Yo Bro Roller Coaster at the Atlanta Amusement Park, have announced that they will be starring in thei...
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