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Funny story:  Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

Mila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her. The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, s...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...
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Funny story:  Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films has just announced that they will soon begin production on the remake of the 1962 film Lolita. The original which was made 50 years ago starred Sue Lyon in the role of the nubile, p...
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Funny story:  Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34. Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...
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Funny story:  Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

Demi Dumps Lovelace, Parties with Rumer, Claims Exhaustion

All in a day for bad ass, evocative, and aging film star like Demi Moore as she pulls out her role on the movie "Lovelace", parties all night with her daughter Rumer, then prepares to enter hospital to be treated for exhaustion. Playing dramatic r...
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Funny story:  Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais was hauled off stage at the Golden Globes this week and did not return for a whole hour. He maintains that this was not because of his offensive comments to the Hollywood glitterati as they came on. "Well," he said, "The organiser...
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Funny story:  Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Tinsel Town's most famous May-December couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, who have recently had more ups and downs than the Yo Yo Bro Roller Coaster at the Atlanta Amusement Park, have announced that they will be starring in thei...
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Funny story:  Demi and Bruce: why their marriage died hard

Demi and Bruce: why their marriage died hard

Actress and Hollywood icon Demi Moore, 45, has revealed the real reason why her marriage to action hero Bruce Willis, star of Die Hard, failed. "Bruce was always practising his action man moves," Moore reveals "whenever and wherever. We could be...
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Funny story:  Bruce Willis Married Hard

Bruce Willis Married Hard

Film star Bruce Willis, 54, of "Die Hard" fame, has tied the knot with model Emma Heming, in a Caribbean island ceremony attended by his ex-wife Demi Moore, who untied him, and their three daughters, his brother, Willy Willis, his Aunt Gertie, a 7, 1...
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Funny story:  Celebrity baby name scandal

Celebrity baby name scandal

Some think that David and Victoria Beckham started the surreal naming of children craze by naming their first child Brooklyn (after the bridge under which he was conceived), but the fad for bizarre children's names goes much further back, with Frank...
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Funny story:  Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay  Hollywood Style

Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on M...
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Funny story:  Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Official: Pantyless party girls have got right up Bruce Willis's nose. But the Die Hard star is fighting back and vowing to Go Commando to redeem those PR ratings that he says he's been robbed of by 'foxy little c...
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Funny story:  Die Hard Franchise To Be Brought Out Of Moth Balls

Die Hard Franchise To Be Brought Out Of Moth Balls

Bruce Willis is reported to have signed a deal to star in a new Die Hard movie.
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