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Funny story: Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Much loved Glitz loving Mickey Rooney has died at 93 after an unparalleled career in Showbiz. Rumours that Brucie's retirement from mainstream Chickfest "Strictly" is now on hold after Alex Ferguson's sulky withdrawal from the running are being denie...
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Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.
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Funny story: Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Days after Michael Buerk slammed the BBC's Jubilee coverage, celebrities have come to the defence of Tess Daly, whom Buerk described as a "pneumatic bird brain". The Pineapple Dance Studio narrator singled out the Strictly Come Dancing presenter...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Papers released by the government today under the accidental off-side rule, reveal that during the height of the cold war, Britain's intelligence service -MI6, carried out a wide ranging investigation of the popular entertainer Bruce Forsyth. Init...
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Funny story: The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga. A police Sergeant appears with a Constable. Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.' The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones. Sergeant: 'See...
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Funny story: France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today. The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...
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Funny story: Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year. After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...
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Funny story: Arise Sir Bruce

Arise Sir Bruce

Arise Sir Bruce Of wig abuse And jokes so old They've all been told A thousand times By men of wit Though mostly shit Good game, good game Not really. But he can dance And he'll romance Ex beauty queens And if he means To cause offence He'll blame his age His life's a stage Higher, lower Joker The cards he's played The friends he's made For generations On TV stations He's...
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Funny story: Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Bruce Forsyth has managed to 'Beat the Clock'. He is soon to be 'Sir Bruce Forsyth' according to the latest on the Queen's Honour's list. It's hoped he will be able to 'stand up' unaided after kneeling before Her Majesty during the upcoming cerem...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth decides not to retire just yet

Bruce Forsyth decides not to retire just yet

Amid strong speculation that Bruce Forsyth would be hanging up his dancing shoes at the age of ninety, Brucie himself has come forward and admitted that the limelight has just too much allure to have him retire just yet. "ITV bosses have offered m...
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Funny story: Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans. The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...
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Funny story: Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Tragedy struck at this years annual Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival. The festival, which has been running for over 25 years, is a mixture of food, entertainment and fun. Attracting larger and larger crowds each year, the organiser's have had their w...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.
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Funny story: Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth

Louis Walsh makes astonishing attack on Bruce Forsyth

Louis Walsh, the X Factor Judge, has made an astonishing attack on Bruce Foryth the veteran television entertainer. Walsh said "Bruce is finished in the entertainment industry, he is to old, he does no know anything about young people or modern en...
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Funny story: In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

Musical comedian Jason Wood, a contestant on the original series of Strictly Come Dancing in 2004, has died aged 38. Death had originally been dispatched to claim the life of vintage crowd-pleaser Bruce Forsyth. Wood and Forsyth had been enjoyi...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Unveils New Catchphrase

Bruce Forsyth Unveils New Catchphrase

Bruce Forsyth, old git and loathsome presenter of various televisual game shows throughout this and the last century, has sensationally revealed his new catchphrase during filming of Stricly Come Dancing. The doddery old fart told us from his huge...
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