Papers released by the government today under the accidental off-side rule, reveal that during the height of the cold war, Britain's intelligence service -MI6, carried out a wide ranging investigation of the popular entertainer Bruce Forsyth.
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An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga.
A police Sergeant appears with a Constable.
Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.'
The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones.
Sergeant: 'See...
The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today.
The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...
With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year.
After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...
Arise Sir Bruce
Of wig abuse
And jokes so old
They've all been told
A thousand times
By men of wit
Though mostly shit
Good game, good game
Not really.
But he can dance
And he'll romance
Ex beauty queens
And if he means
To cause offence
He'll blame his age
His life's a stage
Higher, lower
Joker
The cards he's played
The friends he's made
For generations
On TV stations
He's...
Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell."
Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
Bruce Forsyth has managed to 'Beat the Clock'. He is soon to be 'Sir Bruce Forsyth' according to the latest on the Queen's Honour's list.
It's hoped he will be able to 'stand up' unaided after kneeling before Her Majesty during the upcoming cerem...
Amid strong speculation that Bruce Forsyth would be hanging up his dancing shoes at the age of ninety, Brucie himself has come forward and admitted that the limelight has just too much allure to have him retire just yet.
"ITV bosses have offered m...
London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans.
The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...
Tragedy struck at this years annual Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival.
The festival, which has been running for over 25 years, is a mixture of food, entertainment and fun. Attracting larger and larger crowds each year, the organiser's have had their w...
London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences.
A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.
Louis Walsh, the X Factor Judge, has made an astonishing attack on Bruce Foryth the veteran television entertainer.
Walsh said "Bruce is finished in the entertainment industry, he is to old, he does no know anything about young people or modern en...
Musical comedian Jason Wood, a contestant on the original series of Strictly Come Dancing in 2004, has died aged 38.
Death had originally been dispatched to claim the life of vintage crowd-pleaser Bruce Forsyth.
Wood and Forsyth had been enjoyi...
Bruce Forsyth, old git and loathsome presenter of various televisual game shows throughout this and the last century, has sensationally revealed his new catchphrase during filming of Stricly Come Dancing.
The doddery old fart told us from his huge...
AUBURN HILLS, Michigan - Bruce Springsteen and his E Street Band flew into Michigan for a sold out concert but apparently jet lag, or too much run it through the garden pizza, or maybe his six decades of age had an influence on his rock and roll brai...
Los Angeles Galaxy Boss Bruce Arena claims mid-nineties hip-hop rivalries between the East and West coasts have inspired his team to greater heights.
"I'm from New York myself, so of course back in the day I was riding for Biggie", Arena admitted...
Strictly Come Dancing is today at the centre of a huge race row after it was claimed actress Laila Rouass was called a "Paki" by her professional partner, Anton Du Beke.
In truth, Mr Du Beke playfully used the term to describe Laila's skin tone af...
Local 96-year old twin sisters Rosemary and Valerie Browne shared a night of unbridled hot, steamy passion with visiting celebrity television presenter Bruce Forsyth.
The twins were overcome with sexual longing upon meeting the legendary big-chinn...