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Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

Funny story: Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

President Trump has used his Twitter account to express his deep sadness at the death of veteran British entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth, who died yesterday at the age of 89. Sir Bruce has been a star of British television for decades and much-loved...

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Forsyth's Muscular - Rub Ad breaches Disney Property Rights

Brice Forsyth, National Treasure/ageing dancer, has recently presented a TV ad for 'Valtoral Rub', aimed at muscular pain sufferers. 'Ice to see you, to see you, Ice'...and Remember, keep it FROZEN, with Valtoral', says the 'Strichnine Dancing' Ho...

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Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

Funny story: Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

"I just can't leave it alone and its even worse when I'm bored" Bruce Forsyth told a delegation of International Television Producers yesterday. He was referring of course to Strictly Come Dancing and not his Dick. Bruce is very fond of Dick, his Coc...

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Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Funny story: Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Much loved Glitz loving Mickey Rooney has died at 93 after an unparalleled career in Showbiz. Rumours that Brucie's retirement from mainstream Chickfest "Strictly" is now on hold after Alex Ferguson's sulky withdrawal from the running are being denie...

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Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...

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Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.

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Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Funny story: Celebrities rush to defend "bird brain" Tess Daly after Buerk attack

Days after Michael Buerk slammed the BBC's Jubilee coverage, celebrities have come to the defence of Tess Daly, whom Buerk described as a "pneumatic bird brain". The Pineapple Dance Studio narrator singled out the Strictly Come Dancing presenter...

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Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Papers released by the government today under the accidental off-side rule, reveal that during the height of the cold war, Britain's intelligence service -MI6, carried out a wide ranging investigation of the popular entertainer Bruce Forsyth. Init...

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The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

Funny story: The Drunk In Charge of a Theme Tune Sketch

An elderly man is staggering along the street, carrying a moose's head and humming the theme tune to The Forsyte Saga. A police Sergeant appears with a Constable. Sergeant: 'Now then now then my lad. What's all this here then, eh? I'm going to have to ask you to blow into this here balloon.' The man blows the balloon up. It turns out to be one of those long twisty ones. Sergeant: 'See...

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France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

Funny story: France AAA credit downgrading blamed on Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth

The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today. The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...

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Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

Funny story: Sir Bruce Forsythe's estranged wig off on hols for Christmas

With Christmas fast approaching, news reaches us that Simon Cowell and his merry band of brown nosers are not the only ones off on an annual winter break this year. After many years of loyal service, Sir Bruce Forsythe's wig, Stanley, is off on a...

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Arise Sir Bruce

Funny story: Arise Sir Bruce

Arise Sir Bruce Of wig abuse And jokes so old They've all been told A thousand times By men of wit Though mostly shit Good game, good game Not really. But he can dance And he'll romance Ex beauty queens And if he means To cause offence He'll blame his age His life's a stage Higher, lower Joker The cards he's played The friends he's made For generations On TV stations He's...

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Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Funny story: Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...

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Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Gets His Long-awaited Title At Long Last

Bruce Forsyth has managed to 'Beat the Clock'. He is soon to be 'Sir Bruce Forsyth' according to the latest on the Queen's Honour's list. It's hoped he will be able to 'stand up' unaided after kneeling before Her Majesty during the upcoming cerem...

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Bruce Forsyth decides not to retire just yet

Funny story: Bruce Forsyth decides not to retire just yet

Amid strong speculation that Bruce Forsyth would be hanging up his dancing shoes at the age of ninety, Brucie himself has come forward and admitted that the limelight has just too much allure to have him retire just yet. "ITV bosses have offered m...

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Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

Funny story: Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans. The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...

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Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Funny story: Shock: Tragedy Strikes At Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival

Tragedy struck at this years annual Isle Of Wight Garlic Festival. The festival, which has been running for over 25 years, is a mixture of food, entertainment and fun. Attracting larger and larger crowds each year, the organiser's have had their w...

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Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.

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