it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there.
Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors:
-- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert.
-- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture.
-- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...
LONDON, ENGLAND - London's City Fathers, who have been smarting from public outcry since the original London Bridge was dismantled and carted away to the Arizona desert, think they finally have a way to make it up to the British people.
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bill de Blasio has stated that his goal is to figure out ways for the city of New York to get back on its feet financially.
He recently stated to a group of delicatessen owners that he wants for New York City to become the ex...
Falling into disrepair from lack of critical maintenance during these last 10 years of difficult economic times, New York's Mayor Bloomberg announced the sale of the bridge to a holding company based in Arizona. The proceeds will go to repair New Yo...
Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly was arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge this morning as he was apparently trying to get everybody off the bridge.
Silly was taken to the local police station for questioning as to why he was distur...
Fox News chief correspondent Jim Angle once again repeated the old chestnut that the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program led to the arrest of Al Qaeda accomplice Iyman Faris, a naturalized U.S. citizen who pleaded gui...
New Yawk NY-- Yesterday the tiny emirate of Abu Dubai announced they have bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Today they announced the New Yawk landmark will be dismantled and then reconstructed in the oil-rich state.
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