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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

Lady Gaga Wants To Run For Public Office

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga says that she is tired of sitting around and doing nothing due to her back problem. The "Born This Way" singer sat down with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue at a Flat As A Pancake Pancake House in Brooklyn. She dis...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

Rush Limbaugh Says That He Has Never Received A Massage From John Travolta

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh responded to John Travolta massage innuendos by saying he is so angry he is fit to be tied. "El Rusho" caught himself and stated, "Ah make that mad. I'm as mad as a wet hen. Ah, make...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...
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Funny story:  Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...
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Funny story:  Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Russell Moody's hipster friends had always found it tough to pinpoint Russ's musical tastes. Russ, a longtime resident of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, generally told his buddies he liked "such a crazy range of music" that it was impossible to categorize in...
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Funny story:  Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Confused Occupy Wall Street Activist Defends Trayvon Martin's Killer George Zimmerman

Yesterday in Zuccotti Park, New York City, headquarters of the Occupy Wall Street movement, confused Occupy activist Jonas Field spoke up on behalf of George Zimmerman, the self-appointed Neighborhood Watch guard who shot and killed unarmed African-A...
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Funny story:  Kiddie Cappuccinos Sold in Brooklyn; Ho-Hum, Say Kids

Kiddie Cappuccinos Sold in Brooklyn; Ho-Hum, Say Kids

The latest rage in Park Slope Brooklyn is the fake cappuccino, developed to convince toddlers they're getting designer drinks just like the ones adults are ordering up. Yeah, right! A spoof reporter who understands baby talk has conducted interviews with a number of Brooklyn toddlers and has discovered that they are not deceived. Moreover, they are disgusted by the charade. Here's a sample...
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Funny story:  Gray-Hooded Gull at Coney Island:  First Interview

Gray-Hooded Gull at Coney Island: First Interview

It's a bird, it's a plane . . . No, it IS a bird after all. One rarely seen in the U.S. And it's been spotted hanging out in Brooklyn, New York -- at Coney Island. Your correspondent, who is fluent in bird talk, met up with the sought-after seagull late at night on the beach, offered to share some Nathan's Famous French Fries with him, and was able to score an interview. Scoop of a lifetime!...
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Funny story:  Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical. And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny A...
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Funny story:  Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Musician Barry Manilow, famous for such hits as 'Copacabana' and other stuff, was being held responsible for causing huge tailbacks in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. The star, who was appearing in Las Vegas at the time, was being honoured by his hom...
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Funny story:  The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

BROOKLYN - In what is being hailed as one of the biggest FBI Mafia busts in recent memory a total of 127 Mafia bosses, underbosses, hitmen, extortionists, and racketeers were rounded up and arrested. The Mafioso's were all members associated with...
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Funny story:  Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having. The group headed by Gino Stashafini,...
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Funny story:  Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells The TSA - "You Toucha My Salami, I Feeda You To Da Fish"

Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Tells The TSA - "You Toucha My Salami, I Feeda You To Da Fish"

BROOKLYN - Underground syndicate boss Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini has made it very clear to the TSA that he is not going to be putting up with having his private parts caressed, groped, or even touched. Goombalini speaking on Good Morning...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Says That He'll Be Repaying The $3 Million He Borrowed From Sal "The Pizza Man" Goombalini Real Soon

Charles Barkley Says That He'll Be Repaying The $3 Million He Borrowed From Sal "The Pizza Man" Goombalini Real Soon

BROOKLYN - A man identified as Lazlo "Da Pow-Pow" Drackafini, told Charles Barkley that he seriously needs to start thinking about repaying the $3 million he borrowed from 'businessman' Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini, patriarch of the notorious...
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Funny story:  Irishman arrested on Brooklyn Bridge this morning

Irishman arrested on Brooklyn Bridge this morning

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly was arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge this morning as he was apparently trying to get everybody off the bridge. Silly was taken to the local police station for questioning as to why he was distur...
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Funny story:  Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

Brooklyn Dog Mugged, Barks Description of Mugger to Police Canine Unit

The crime occurred last week outside a grocery story in Park Slope, where the dog, Moxie, had been tied up for a short time by her owner while she shopped. When the owner came out of the store, she found a shivering, traumatized Moxie. The poor pooc...
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