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Hollyweird's Hottest: Brooke Shields

Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields was born of Teri (nee Schmon), her husband, Frank, providing the sperm. A "human mutt, and a bitch, at that," as she calls herself, Shields comes of Italian, French, Irish, English, German, Scotch, and Welsh bloodlines. (Her ancestors really got around and, apparently, got along well with virtually everyone.) She claims her lineage includes various royals and nobles, but neither...

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Brooke Shields Tipped for Oscar Glory after Jackson Memorial Performance

Funny story: Brooke Shields Tipped for Oscar Glory after Jackson Memorial Performance

Actress Brooke Shields has been tipped to win the Oscar in the Best Supporting Actress category after her whirlwind performance during the Michael Jackson memorial concert yesterday. Shields managed to laugh AND cry during her 5-minute rambling s...

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Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

Funny story: Brooke Shields Proposed To Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Shields has just revealed a very intimate secret that she has kept inside of her for fifteen years. The statuesque star stated that in 1994 she fell in love with Michael Jackson while the two of them were having M&M Blizzar...

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Shields tipped for Oscar success following Michael Jackson Memorial

Funny story: Shields tipped for Oscar success following Michael Jackson Memorial

Following today's emotional Michael Jackson memorial concert, Hollywood insiders have been speculating that friend of MJ and fellow childhood deity, Brook Shields, could actually receive an Oscar nod for her live speech which clearly reached out touc...

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Animal Activists protest Brooke Shields latest movie 'The Flu Lagoon'

Funny story: Animal Activists protest Brooke Shields latest movie 'The Flu Lagoon'

New York, New York, New York, NY - Iconic actress Brooke Shields, 45, is about to release her latest movie, the long awaited sequel to her 1982 hit movie The Blue Lagoon, despite a wave of protest and controversy. The sequel, The Flu Lagoon, was f...

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Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...

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New Celebrity Impersonator Reality Series Has Strange Beginning

Funny story: New Celebrity Impersonator Reality Series Has Strange Beginning

The newest ABC Reality Show is off to a strange start in the premiere episode. "The Next Best Thing: Who Is The Greatest Celebrity Impersonator" made its debut Wednesday evening.

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Brooke Shields has a new career

Brooke Shields, despite Tom's chastising, begging, pleading and threats, has embarked on a new career - Postnatal depression psychology.

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