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Funny story: Irate Raccoon Booted out of Bronx Beauty Supply Store

Irate Raccoon Booted out of Bronx Beauty Supply Store

"No way to treat a lady," the startled raccoon complained. She continued, "I was just stocking up on some manicure and pedicure supplies and minding my own business when some dames, clutching boxes of beauty supplies, started screeching at the si...
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Funny story: Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Allegedly Sweet Tweeting Pitbull

Jennifer Lopez Allegedly Sweet Tweeting Pitbull

NEW YORK CITY - Since divorcing Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez has been pretty much hitting the boy-toy circuit. After her divorce was finalized J.Lo. who turned 44 on July 24, hooked up with a 19-year-old Brooklyn bagel maker named Rico "The Serpen...
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Funny story: Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

Bronx Zoo Peacock Discusses Life Over the Fence

The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical. She m...
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Funny story: Mike Hammer Gets Hammered In The Bronx

Mike Hammer Gets Hammered In The Bronx

Fictional detective Mike Hammer, a creation of the late and widely respected author Mickey Spillane, last night went to Charlie's Bar on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx and got absolutely hammered. Arthur Avenue is not a particularly good place to go a...
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Funny story: Dead US man gets parking tickets

Dead US man gets parking tickets

New York - A millionaire philanthropist, Johnstone Harriman III, has been found dead in his stretched limousine, five days after his chauffeur walked away for a cigarette and some take-out food. The chauffeur, Lance Butterworth, succumbed to food poi...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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