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Funny story: All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

Washington - An unexpected appetizer of the President's favorite dish turned up ahead of Obama's chicken gung-po tonight as he dined alone with Vice President Biden. "Mmm, steamed Broccoli a la Raisa Gorbachev," the Veep exclaimed recalling how th...
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Funny story: New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown and highly essential vitamin, vitamin Q, which is reportedly found only in water chestnuts. "Vitamin Q is absolutely and utterly vital to life," stated nutritional expert Dr. Anders Chase in a presen...
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Funny story: Broccoli is not a vegetable

Broccoli is not a vegetable

Fresh from the controversy over the scientific rebranding of aubergines, peppers, tomatoes and cucumbers as fruit that forced a major reshuffle in supermarkets around the country, scientists have now announced that broccoli is not a vegetable either.
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Funny story: FDA to Ban Fresh Broccoli

FDA to Ban Fresh Broccoli

In an effort to protect the U.S. public from low cost, healthy foods, the US Food and Drug Administration will now ban fresh broccoli from human consumption. "This ban is being implemented after multiple reports of the benefits of fresh broccoli a...
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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