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Nostradamus Pavlov Kutcher Brittany Murphy Brittney Jones Brit Spears

Funny story: Nostradamus Pavlov Kutcher Brittany Murphy Brittney Jones Brit Spears

Nostradamus was born in France in 1503. He stared into a bowl of water to see his prophecies. He loved to bowl and stargaze. They didn't have automatic pin setup; they used Inquisition victims. Nostradamus predicted the three Antichrists, Napoleon, Hitler and the daily mentor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist. Now Nostradamus has been linked to f...

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Conspiracy nutters agog as dodgy ticker claims Simon Monjack

Funny story: Conspiracy nutters agog as dodgy ticker claims Simon Monjack

Hollywood - (RIP): "At this stage we're not ruling out karmic death pact theories or a sudden terminal ectoplasm related seizure," sources at the LA TinFoilHatters-R-Us.con website said today. "Anyone know if we can book Ray Santilli to perform th...

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Brittany Murphy Dies From Pneumonia Overdose

Funny story: Brittany Murphy Dies From Pneumonia Overdose

Brittany Murphy has faded back into pop culture by fatally overdosing on prescription pneumonia. The 32 year old bubbly actress, brought to fame by appearing in such films as The Prophecy II and an episode of Blossom, collapsed in the shower of h...

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Brittany Murphy 'seizure' findings calm LA studio bosses

Funny story: Brittany Murphy 'seizure' findings calm LA studio bosses

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Studio bosses have breathed a sigh of relief today after a preliminary lab report says Brittany Murphy 'probably died of a seizure' after seeing her husband's 2001 divorce settlement papers from ex-wife Simone Bienne. Ea...

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Brittany Murphy was pregnant says Mohammed Al Fayed

Funny story: Brittany Murphy was pregnant says Mohammed Al Fayed

Los Angeles - (Clueless): The Harrabs Phoney Pharaoh has fired off a warming email to the LA district coroner following news of the actress/singer's tragic death this weekend. Fayed, 69, has been convinced of a multiple celeb pregnancy cover-ups e...

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'Clueless' husband Simon Monjack hires Howard K Stern lawyers

Funny story: 'Clueless' husband Simon Monjack hires Howard K Stern lawyers

Los Angeles - (Conjack?): "All we need now is some sorta Virgie Arthur gargoyle to come crawling outta the woodwork!" The warning, by legal sources close to Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack, may be a sign of how spookily similar the actres...

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Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Funny story: Brittany Murphy Pulls Out Of Panto Due To Death

Brittany Murphy, star of the movie 'Clueless' and sexy vamp in 'Sin City' has pulled out of a contractual obligation to act in the pantomime 'Cinderella' at Burnley Mechanics because she dropped dead yesterday. (OH NO SHE DIDN'T! - OH YES SHE DID!...

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Brittany Murphy death 'hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith pharmacology connection

Funny story: Brittany Murphy death 'hoax'? The Anna Nicole Smith pharmacology connection

Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy? Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about her alleged r...

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Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Funny story: Brittany Murphy suicide/foul play/drugs OD probed as Jessica Simpson lashes out

Los Angeles - (Propofool): Forensic cops were still swabbing down the actress/singer's bathroom after her limp, naked body was found slumped in the shower. The Clueless star had recently undergone a post-operative Viocodin detox after becoming a...

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Mystery surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy death

Funny story: Mystery surrounds 'Clueless' Brittany Murphy death

Los Angeles - (WTF?): Paramedics at the Seedy-Sinai Hospital fought in vain to revive the Clueless actress who collapsed with a cardiac arrest today aged 32. Shocked relatives had only just got over the star's husband Simon Monjack's sudden, inex...

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Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

Funny story: Brittany Murphy Loses Weight, and Respect

LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased. "Alth...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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