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Funny story: Britney Spears talks about abortion

Britney Spears talks about abortion

New York- Britney Spears announced at the World Genetics & Genomics Conference, that abortion only prevents more abortion in the future. "Women who have abortions contain a gene that makes them seek out that procedure," said Spears. Based...
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Funny story: Britney Spears predicts the future

Britney Spears predicts the future

New York- Britney Spears has revealed that the future is easy to predict. The 32-year-old singer addressed her ideas live on stage during her concert at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Sunday. "Scientist have accurate...
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Funny story: Britney Spears defines a smart country

Britney Spears defines a smart country

New York- In a stunning revelation, the Queen of Pop, Britney Spears informed the media where the most intelligent people in the world are located. "Intelligence is defined in various ways, but ascertaining the factors that determine intelligence...
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Funny story: Britney Spears upstaged by Ariana Grande

Britney Spears upstaged by Ariana Grande

Britney Spears barely had a chance to accept her award for Best Female Video at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards before Beck rushed the stage, enraged and red faced, grabbed the microphone out of the startled old timer and aired his objections. "I'm s...
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Funny story: Britney Spears complains that Britain is not a democracy

Britney Spears complains that Britain is not a democracy

London- Britney Spears traveled to Britain to address the House of Commons to complain about the structure of the British government. Spears complains that England is not a true democracy but a false democracy. "After reading excerpt from Aris...
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Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Defends J.Lo's American Idol Lip Syncing By Saying She's Personally Lip Synced In 17 Different Countries

Britney Spears Defends J.Lo's American Idol Lip Syncing By Saying She's Personally Lip Synced In 17 Different Countries

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez has a great friend in Britney Spears. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer has defended J.Lo's recent lip syncing performance on American Idol. Britney told Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that lip sy...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

Britney Spears Reveals Simon Cowell Wanted To Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...
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Funny story: Attempt To Land Justin Bieber On Moon By Catapult Ends In Disaster

Attempt To Land Justin Bieber On Moon By Catapult Ends In Disaster

Florida, An attempt to land Justin Bieber on the moon by shooting him from a catapult ended in disaster when the annoying pop sensation overshot his target and is now condemned to an infinity of drifting aimlessly in space at a uniform velocity witho...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

TORONTO - Justin Bieber says that he has made an appointment to see a therapist about his addiction to caffeine and cashews. The Canadian singer recently told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that he feels that the news media has treated h...
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Funny story: Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music. "They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...
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Funny story: The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears proved that even though she is still resorting to a bit of lip syncing she can still thrill the crowd. Spears opened up her Pieces of Me performance at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to a strong ovation. She...
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Funny story: Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at T...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital last night after she collapsed on the stage in Las Vegas after coming there as a guest of Britney Spears. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Las Vegas General Hospital. This morning there has alr...
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