Forty-two year old Irishman Darren Clarke, who is said to fancy a pint now and then as well as a good cigar, waltzed home at 5 under par to taken home the Claret Jug at Royal St. George at Sandwich!
The win sent Irish country men rushing to their...
A Northern Irish fella named Darren Clarke was celebrating this evening after lumping a little white ball around a field in Sandwich, Kent, and knocking the little white ball down some holes, using a variety of longish sticks.
With bits of metal o...
South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...
Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement.
Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament in Ireland, but instead o...
As Dr. Watson sat reading The Times at his breakfast table in Baker Street, he stopped as he noticed the back page where the sports section was.
'I see The British Open is starting tomorrow', he remarked to his colleague, Sherlock Holmes, 'what a strange game golf is! And how strange we forget to publish this story in the summer! Lots of otherwise sane men and women, hitting bits of -'
Turnberry: Watson, Jimenez, Montgomerie & Lyle banned at The Open over new life prolonging drug Rapamycin found in system after routine drug tests.
Following the sizzling form of veterans Miguel Angel Jimenez and Tom Watson who are leading the...
Padraig Harrington clinched the British Golf Open in dramatic form on Sunday yet failed to thank the spectator who played a major role in the victory.
Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...
The Augusta Masters Golf Championship reached its halfway stage last night with former champion Tiger Woods once again in trouble with officials at the course.
Golfer Monty Colingomerie is in trouble with the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) again and has been charged with 'ungentlemanly conduct' and 'behaviour likely to cause a fight'.
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