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Funny story: Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

A Northern Irish fella named Darren Clarke was celebrating this evening after lumping a little white ball around a field in Sandwich, Kent, and knocking the little white ball down some holes, using a variety of longish sticks. With bits of metal o...
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Funny story: Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement. Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament in Ireland, but instead o...
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Funny story: 'Dr. Watson and the British Open Mystery'

'Dr. Watson and the British Open Mystery'

As Dr. Watson sat reading The Times at his breakfast table in Baker Street, he stopped as he noticed the back page where the sports section was. 'I see The British Open is starting tomorrow', he remarked to his colleague, Sherlock Holmes, 'what a strange game golf is! And how strange we forget to publish this story in the summer! Lots of otherwise sane men and women, hitting bits of -' 'We h...
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Funny story: Long-Life Drug scandal as pensioners run riot at The Open

Long-Life Drug scandal as pensioners run riot at The Open

Turnberry: Watson, Jimenez, Montgomerie & Lyle banned at The Open over new life prolonging drug Rapamycin found in system after routine drug tests. Following the sizzling form of veterans Miguel Angel Jimenez and Tom Watson who are leading the...
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Funny story: Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Padraig Harrington clinched the British Golf Open in dramatic form on Sunday yet failed to thank the spectator who played a major role in the victory.
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Funny story: 2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...
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Funny story: Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

The Augusta Masters Golf Championship reached its halfway stage last night with former champion Tiger Woods once again in trouble with officials at the course.
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Funny story: Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Golfer Monty Colingomerie is in trouble with the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) again and has been charged with 'ungentlemanly conduct' and 'behaviour likely to cause a fight'.
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