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Darren Clarke Wins British Open, Refuses Breathalyzer Test!

Funny story: Darren Clarke Wins British Open, Refuses Breathalyzer Test!

Forty-two year old Irishman Darren Clarke, who is said to fancy a pint now and then as well as a good cigar, waltzed home at 5 under par to taken home the Claret Jug at Royal St. George at Sandwich! The win sent Irish country men rushing to their...

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Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

Funny story: Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

A Northern Irish fella named Darren Clarke was celebrating this evening after lumping a little white ball around a field in Sandwich, Kent, and knocking the little white ball down some holes, using a variety of longish sticks. With bits of metal o...

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Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Funny story: Open Golf Champion Louis Oosthuizen Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

South Africa's Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open Golf Championship last night, as he romped to a seven-stroke victory over nearest rival Lee Westwood at St Andrews, but was later rushed to hospital after an accident in which a vuvuzela was inser...

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Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Funny story: Tiger Woods In Piss Poor Mood Before British Open

Answering questions with short one-word answers Tuesday, Tiger Woods would not answer any personal questions about his life or only used a flat statement. Woods had just finished tied for 24th at a charity golf tournament in Ireland, but instead o...

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'Dr. Watson and the British Open Mystery'

Funny story: 'Dr. Watson and the British Open Mystery'

As Dr. Watson sat reading The Times at his breakfast table in Baker Street, he stopped as he noticed the back page where the sports section was. 'I see The British Open is starting tomorrow', he remarked to his colleague, Sherlock Holmes, 'what a strange game golf is! And how strange we forget to publish this story in the summer! Lots of otherwise sane men and women, hitting bits of -' 'We h...

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Long-Life Drug scandal as pensioners run riot at The Open

Funny story: Long-Life Drug scandal as pensioners run riot at The Open

Turnberry: Watson, Jimenez, Montgomerie & Lyle banned at The Open over new life prolonging drug Rapamycin found in system after routine drug tests. Following the sizzling form of veterans Miguel Angel Jimenez and Tom Watson who are leading the...

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Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Funny story: Spectator plays key part in Harrington Open victory

Padraig Harrington clinched the British Golf Open in dramatic form on Sunday yet failed to thank the spectator who played a major role in the victory.

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2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

Funny story: 2008 British Open: Tiger Woods Well Down Leaderboard

Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...

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Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

Funny story: Tiger "Spends Too Much Time In The" Woods

The Augusta Masters Golf Championship reached its halfway stage last night with former champion Tiger Woods once again in trouble with officials at the course.

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Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Funny story: Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen

Golfer Monty Colingomerie is in trouble with the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) again and has been charged with 'ungentlemanly conduct' and 'behaviour likely to cause a fight'.

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