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Funny story: British Gas Price War

British Gas Price War

Like most of your houses the Back and to the Left offices are freezing cold. With no windows and gas prices higher than our defence lawyer on day two of our fraud trial, it's a recipe for disaster or hypothermia whichever one claims us first. But help is on the way after British Gas said they would be cutting their prices by 5% and it is hoped that the other companies will follow suit. We spoke...
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Funny story: British Gas announces 5% increase in pretending to care about customers

British Gas announces 5% increase in pretending to care about customers

British Gas has announced a 5% increase in pretending to care about its customer base after confirming it will slash 5% off electricity bills which increased by 16% in August. The move comes a day after EDF ramped up their own attempts at feigning...
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Funny story: Regulator bites; British Gas Likely to Continue to Make Steaming Great Wads of Cash

Regulator bites; British Gas Likely to Continue to Make Steaming Great Wads of Cash

British Gas, the UK's biggest gas and electricity provider gave details of a mammoth 58% increase in pre-tax profits yesterday, denying "epically taking the utter piss out of their customers by comprehensively failing to pass on the collapse in whole...
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Funny story: Ricky Tomlinson expresses shock that British Gas are capitalists.

Ricky Tomlinson expresses shock that British Gas are capitalists.

Socialist union antagonist Ricky "Scouse" Tomlinson has revealed he is shocked to learn British Gas is actually a capitalist organisation.
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