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Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

Funny story: Britain becomes third world country due to lack of third runway at Heathrow

LONDON, ENGLAND - The damning economic report issued today revealed the lowest GDP growth figures in British history, effectively rendering Britain a third world country. Economists, politicians and self-proclaimed "experts" from down the pub wer...

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Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Funny story: Falklands War! What is it good for? Economic Dominance thats what

Argentina's Prime Minister Christina Gabriella Diego hey Macarena de Ashton Kirchner has again spoken out about the Falkland Islands by denouncing Britain as colonialists who unethically took the islands, in a reference to the British Empire colonist...

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David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

Funny story: David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

In a surprise change to a scheduled speech, the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is to apologise to Britain's former colonies over the Empire's treatment of their socks. During a visit to a meeting of midlands industry executives in Wolverhampton to...

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"America Still Part of UK", says new-found documents

Funny story: "America Still Part of UK", says new-found documents

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Now CAMERON, D.C.) & LONDON - The United States of America was once a former colony of the British Empire, gaining independence from it. Until now. In London, experts at the British Museum have found new documents which means...

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Remains of American ideals found

Funny story: Remains of American ideals found

A journalist has found the remains of the last of the American ideals that still existed before the first Gulf War began. The ideal was shot down on the first day of that war in 1991, a day which also saw the final death of the Monroe Doctrine, an...

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Americans lay wreath for end of British Empire

Funny story: Americans lay wreath for end of British Empire

At the site of the WTC in New York City today, American construction workers took two minutes off work to lay a wreath beside a hamburger stand, in memory of the British Empire. The wreath had a personal message, signed by the US President, which...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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