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Funny story: Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...
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Funny story: BA attempts to shag Virgin!

BA attempts to shag Virgin!

BA and Virgin Airways have had many altercations and now the climate has reached "bitch fighting" because BA's boss has tipped that Branson and his airline will be shot down in 5 years. Instead of suing the BA boss, Sir Richard, in his typical brash...
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Funny story: Whinging Brits

Whinging Brits

Residents living near Istanbul airport were amazed this morning when a plane flew overhead bearing the British Airways livery. As it looked as though it might be landing, crowds flocked to the airport to see this rare phenomenon. Disembarking pas...
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Funny story: 'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...
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Funny story: BA cabin crew's reject revised pay offer

BA cabin crew's reject revised pay offer

British Airways' main cabin crew union, Unite, said on Tuesday its members had rejected a revised airline pay offer, in a long-running dispute over pay and staffing levels Spokesperson, Philip McCracken said that there were often too few staff on...
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Funny story: BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...
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Funny story: BA & BP Merger

BA & BP Merger

An astounding merger, that will rock the City, has been made between British Airways & British Petroleum. A joint statement today from the two Chief Executives of these famous Companies declares: 'We are proud to link our two Companies. We sha...
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Funny story: British Airways Joke "Bin Laden" Commercial Goes Wrong

British Airways Joke "Bin Laden" Commercial Goes Wrong

At a time when the word "British" automatically brings to mind, "BP Oil Spill" to most of the world, it's not exactly a great time for British Airways to release a commercial showing Osama Bin Laden easily getting on one of their planes. "That's a...
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Funny story: BA Strike Latest: Nick Farage Hired To Fly Planes

BA Strike Latest: Nick Farage Hired To Fly Planes

British Airways boss Willie Walsh has announced his latest plans for beating industrial action. He has hired UKIP leader Nicholas Farage to pilot the companies planes. This strike busting move will clearly upset union bosses, but Walsh was unrepentan...
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Funny story: BA Staff make deal with Greek Gods

BA Staff make deal with Greek Gods

British Airways staff are said to be back on strike today, after making a virgin sacrifice to the volcanic Goddess Pele. In return Pele has coated British air space in volcanic ash, grounding almost every flight across Great Britain. This is...
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Funny story: Airport Picket Line Targeted By Perverts

Airport Picket Line Targeted By Perverts

The Metropolitan Police have warned perverts to stay away from airport picket lines as the industrial dispute there rumbles on. Perverts from all over the country have been heading to the airport to mingle with striking cabin crew and rub surrepti...
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Funny story: BA - Planes Not Grounded, They're Just Resting

BA - Planes Not Grounded, They're Just Resting

BA today announced that it was pretty much a case of business as usual this morning, despite strike action by cabin crew, members of the Unite union. In what is becoming an increasingly acrimonious and expensive strike, union leaders pointed at ro...
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Funny story: British Airways stricken by strike

British Airways stricken by strike

British Airways Unite trade union workers are on strike. For the interim BA is flying 1100 of their 1950 scheduled flights - 60% -- in a brilliant piece of service-good-enough logic devised by Willie Walsh CEO of BA/BYOB. The remaining 850 flig...
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Funny story: Fears grow in fake tanning industry over BA strike action

Fears grow in fake tanning industry over BA strike action

A spokesperson for the Organisation of Red And Nasty Ginger Epidermis or O.R.A.N.G.E for short voiced its member's fears today over pending BA strike action. Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight said, "BA cabin crew are our bread and butter money, if BA go...
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Funny story: BA Cabin Crew clash with Police

BA Cabin Crew clash with Police

There were ugly scenes at Heathrow airport as picketing British Airways trolley dollies clashed with police. The angry cabin crew, who were protesting about changes to pay and staffing levels, were furious when police turned up wearing the same co...
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Funny story: British Airways - HIJACKED

British Airways - HIJACKED

(Defecated News) In a shocking move in the ongoing chess game between crew and management, London-based BA cabin staff last night hijacked one of their toy planes in the waiting area at Terminal 5. The 1/10th scale Boeing 767 model was broken into...
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Funny story: Brits hoping to escape horrible, dry Christmas Turkey dinners, forget it, "Britshit Airways" are on strike!

Brits hoping to escape horrible, dry Christmas Turkey dinners, forget it, "Britshit Airways" are on strike!

The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile...
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Funny story: Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built

Heathrow Chaos As Plane Lands On Third Runway, Before It's Even Been Built

There was absolute mayhem in Middlesex this morning, when a passenger flight attempted to land at Heathrow Airport's third runway, approximately two years before it has been built. The plane, a British Airways 747 on a flight from Tokyo, taxied ar...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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