Residents living near Istanbul airport were amazed this morning when a plane flew overhead bearing the British Airways livery. As it looked as though it might be landing, crowds flocked to the airport to see this rare phenomenon.
Disembarking pas...
HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...
British Airways' main cabin crew union, Unite, said on Tuesday its members had rejected a revised airline pay offer, in a long-running dispute over pay and staffing levels
Spokesperson, Philip McCracken said that there were often too few staff on...
BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...
An astounding merger, that will rock the City, has been made between British Airways & British Petroleum.
A joint statement today from the two Chief Executives of these famous Companies declares: 'We are proud to link our two Companies. We sha...
At a time when the word "British" automatically brings to mind, "BP Oil Spill" to most of the world, it's not exactly a great time for British Airways to release a commercial showing Osama Bin Laden easily getting on one of their planes.
"That's a...
British Airways boss Willie Walsh has announced his latest plans for beating industrial action. He has hired UKIP leader Nicholas Farage to pilot the companies planes. This strike busting move will clearly upset union bosses, but Walsh was unrepentan...
British Airways staff are said to be back on strike today, after making a virgin sacrifice to the volcanic Goddess Pele.
In return Pele has coated British air space in volcanic ash, grounding almost every flight across Great Britain.
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The Metropolitan Police have warned perverts to stay away from airport picket lines as the industrial dispute there rumbles on.
Perverts from all over the country have been heading to the airport to mingle with striking cabin crew and rub surrepti...
BA today announced that it was pretty much a case of business as usual this morning, despite strike action by cabin crew, members of the Unite union.
In what is becoming an increasingly acrimonious and expensive strike, union leaders pointed at ro...
British Airways Unite trade union workers are on strike. For the interim BA is flying 1100 of their 1950 scheduled flights - 60% -- in a brilliant piece of service-good-enough logic devised by Willie Walsh CEO of BA/BYOB.
The remaining 850 flig...
A spokesperson for the Organisation of Red And Nasty Ginger Epidermis or O.R.A.N.G.E for short voiced its member's fears today over pending BA strike action.
Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight said, "BA cabin crew are our bread and butter money, if BA go...
There were ugly scenes at Heathrow airport as picketing British Airways trolley dollies clashed with police.
The angry cabin crew, who were protesting about changes to pay and staffing levels, were furious when police turned up wearing the same co...
(Defecated News) In a shocking move in the ongoing chess game between crew and management, London-based BA cabin staff last night hijacked one of their toy planes in the waiting area at Terminal 5.
The 1/10th scale Boeing 767 model was broken into...
The annual exodus of escaping Brits wishing to avoid dry Turkey dinners, brussel sprouts, vile stuffing, disgusting Christmas pudding, the stormy , wet , windy weather and their kids sitting like Zombies on their X Boxes, Playstations and new mobile...
A real whodunit developed yesterday when the first instalment of a new murder mystery was announced. The muddy plot led to plane-spotters shaking their fists at Iberia planes landing at Heathrow Airport.
"They knew there would be an outcry. They'v...
There was absolute mayhem in Middlesex this morning, when a passenger flight attempted to land at Heathrow Airport's third runway, approximately two years before it has been built.
The plane, a British Airways 747 on a flight from Tokyo, taxied ar...
Paris, France - Looking to save on the rising cost of energy, BA just successfully tested their new "Jet Man" single passenger extremely frugal economy class flight today.
Pushed out of an airplane mid-flight over the English Channel at an altitu...