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Dead Paedophile Sir Jim to Spin Discs at Dead Paedophile Concert

Funny story: Dead Paedophile Sir Jim to Spin Discs at Dead Paedophile Concert

Impressarios have been queuing up to put on a Hi-Tech Hologram Show featuring a posthumous album release by a dead druggie paedophile. The paedophile cannot be named as his family sue the ass off anything that moves. Leading Necro-pervert D.J. S...

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Adele's Middle Finger Incident Reportedly Result of Nerve Damage

Funny story: Adele's Middle Finger Incident Reportedly Result of Nerve Damage

Following significant controversy over singer Adele's middle finger flip at the London Brit Awards, her publicist and friends stepped forward to deny that the perceived insult was actually intentional. Explaining to the press that her middle finge...

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Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

Funny story: Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

LONDON - James Corden today blamed producers for the decision to cut Adele's Brits acceptance speech short because of an overrunning TV schedule. The host of the music awards told the Evening Spoofard it was "awful" to force her off the stage to m...

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Adele asks for just one more minute to finish her emotional Brits speech

Funny story: Adele asks for just one more minute to finish her emotional Brits speech

Adele has been lambasted by newspapers suggesting that she made a rude gesture at the end of an acceptance speech during the Brit music awards. However, on watching the event in slow motion, it becomes obvious that she was just asking for an extra o...

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Brits Viewing Figures Slump

Funny story: Brits Viewing Figures Slump

Fewer than 5 million viewers tuned in to watch the Brits Awards on February 15th. The event, which was staged for the first time ever at the 02 Arena in London, suffered its worst viewing figures for 5 years. ITV's coverage was beaten by "Jeremy...

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Brit Pop Awards viewings slump, Brits prefer to watch Fat Gypsies on their honeymoon!

Funny story: Brit Pop Awards viewings slump, Brits prefer to watch Fat Gypsies on their honeymoon!

The Brit Pop Awards on ITV didn't really catch the imagination of the British TV public as they preferred to watch some "Fat Gypsies" getting married? Even Holby City, sex, misery and scandals in a UK hospital soap managed to attract more viewers,...

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Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Funny story: Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Attention seeking Alex Reid was red faced at the Brits after being caught out by a public fart lighting display. The muscly he-man was renowned for his flatulence in the bedroom which is one of the reasons for his break-up with Jordan. She s...

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Rihanna Pips Cheryl In Brits

Funny story: Rihanna Pips Cheryl In Brits

There were awkward scenes at the British music industry's glamour bash, The Brits, last night after Rihanna pipped national treasure Cheryl Cole to to the top women's prize. In fact a tight-lipped Cheryl had to present the Best International Femal...

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Brit Award Organisers Criticised for Hiring Justin Bieber

The organsisers of the Brit awards have been criticised for hiring Justin Bieber. The criticism comes from the Society for real music and, it is thought to be in response to the recent accusations that Justin Bieber is a robot. He appeared on the...

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Brit Awards mixup causes disaster

Funny story: Brit Awards mixup causes disaster

The Brit Awards were declared a disaster area last night after a teaboy lost the list of winners! The loss meant that the lists of nominees and actual winners for each award had to be made up on the spot in an attempt for the award ceremony to save f...

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Florence And The Machine Second Album Release Brought Forward

Funny story: Florence And The Machine Second Album Release Brought Forward

In order to cash in on their Brit Award winning album, 'Lungs' Florence And The Machine are to bring forward the release of their eagerly awaited new album, which execs hope to have hitting the streets by next Monday. Inside sources tell us that t...

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The Brit Awards: The Lady Known As Gaga Captures 1,2,3, Awards

Funny story: The Brit Awards: The Lady Known As Gaga Captures 1,2,3, Awards

LONDON - The 'Is she, or is he' singer Lady Gaga showed up at London's Mandarin Oranges Theatre in a most unusual spectacular manner. And when she left later that evening she carried three awards with her. The American singer, about whom Queen Eli...

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Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - arrived at LAX this morning and was flabberghasted as she was presented with yet another award, this time from the American Mime Association for her unstinting support in the art of lip-synching. Or MIME. Fl...

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Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Asks Simon Cowell To Accompany Her To The Brit Awards

LONDON - In an interesting development in the much-ballyhooed "Cole Cuts" saga starring Cheryl and Ashley Cole, a very reliable but unnamed source says that Cheryl has asked Simon Cowell to accompany her to the Brit Awards. Simon who along with Da...

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Brit Awards emergency someone has stole the red carpet

Funny story: Brit Awards emergency someone has stole the red carpet

The Brit Awards maybe delayed because someone has stole the red carpet from the entrance to the building at Earls Court in London just hours before the awards ceremony is due to start. Some of the main suspects include Lady Ga Ga but she is saying...

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Hexed 'Oversight Of Filth' hidden meaning in Cheryl's Brit Awards song

Funny story: Hexed 'Oversight Of Filth' hidden meaning in Cheryl's Brit Awards song

London - (Three Words): Is there a hexed secret message in Cheryl Cole's Brits song Fight For This Love? A simple rearrangement of the title reveals Oversight Of Filth - a spooky commentary on latest twists in her rocky marriage woes? The Girl...

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Brit Awards 2010 Snubbed By John And Toni Terry

Funny story: Brit Awards 2010 Snubbed By John And Toni Terry

John and Toni Terry arrived back in the UK yesterday from their Dubai sojourn, pretending to keep a low profile, but happily, if somewhat awkwardly posing for paparrazi like any normal married couple. To all outward appearances it would appear tha...

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The Brit Awards 2010 - The Sneak Preview

Funny story: The Brit Awards 2010 - The Sneak Preview

Tonight's Brit Awards, to be broadcast live from Earls Court promise all kinds of surprises, as they have in the past, with Jarvis Cocker showing Michael Jackson his arse as a prime example, although that is unlikely to happen again, on account of Ja...

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