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Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore

A 25-year-old Brighton woman, Sheila Sellers, was arrested last weekend for selling sea shells on the sea-shore without a license. Sheila Sellers had been selling sea shells on the sea-shore every weekend throughout summer. Many day-trippers had o...

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Football Gossip & comments 7th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 7th July 2012

The Sun Theo Walcott is also considering his future with Arsenal, as he enters the final year of his current deal. Judging by internet forums and radio phone-ins, 60,000 supporters are also considering their future. Daily Mail Tottenham are ready to listen to offers for Rafael van der Vaart, 29. A fee of £10m-plus is likely to be enough to capture the Dutch international attacking midfielde...

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Carlos Tevez 'comes out' and signs for Brighton and Hove Albion

Funny story: Carlos Tevez 'comes out' and signs for Brighton and Hove Albion

Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...

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Man Forgets What He Was Doing

Funny story: Man Forgets What He Was Doing

Brighton man, Sidney Sprocket, today admitted that he'd forgotten what he was doing. The incident took place this afternoon while Sprocket 84, was watching 'Dickinson's Real Deal' on the telly. "I don't rightly recall what happened," Sprocket told...

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Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

Funny story: Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

BRIGHTON BEACH - ENGLAND: Following the recent discovery of a giant Lego man who appears to have washed ashore on Brighton Beach, local residents have now discovered a giant Lego woman. It is believed that the giant Lego man comes from Holland.

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Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Funny story: Man City, The World's Richest Club, Made To Look Like Idiots

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, have tonight gone out of the Carling Cup at the hands of minnows Brighton & Hove Albion, and, according to manager, Mark Hughes, were: "made to look like idiots!" With the scores level at 2-2...

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