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Funny story: Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

More scandal today surrounding world level sports as it was revealed that "anythings for sale" as long as enough money is involved, much to the chagrin of Fifa officials who are investigating reports that the 2018 World Cup Match Venue is available.
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Funny story: Camera-Wielding Terrorist Files Suit Against Blackwater Petrol

Camera-Wielding Terrorist Files Suit Against Blackwater Petrol

Dr. Wheelan, a conservation coordinator for the American Birdwatching Association, is filming across the street from Blackwater Petrol's response command building in Louisiana. He is standing in a field when he is approached by a police officer. Officer: "How are you this afternoon, sir?" Wheelan: "Fine, how ..." Officer: "Can I see some identification, sir?" Wheelan (reaching for...
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Funny story: Taking the P**s

Taking the P**s

Police were called to a house in Grimsby today when neighbours alerted them after a 75 year old pensioner had not been seen for a week. Residents became concerned when the milk on Bernard Sharpe's doorstep had not been taken in. Mr Sharpe had l...
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Funny story: Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

The sport where every other player quite happily throws a game for a large pile of cash has been rocked by the news today of an unnamed star admitting to never having taken a bribe throughout his career. The snooker star at the centre of the serio...
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Funny story: Brown claims the top job

Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...
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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
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Funny story: England Football Manager Fabio Capello Arrested for Racketeering and Tax Evasion

England Football Manager Fabio Capello Arrested for Racketeering and Tax Evasion

Fabio Capello the son of a leading member of the notorious Sicilian Mafia is currently on bail after being held at a Prison in Turin for Match Fixing, Drug Distribution and for not declaring to the Italian Customs a sum of at least £10.5 million.
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Funny story: Britain's new PM In Hush Money Scandal

Britain's new PM In Hush Money Scandal

Britain's brand new PM has been paying a tramp wads of cash to keep zipped about an episode from his past. Gordon Brown at the age of 21 told the tramp that he loved him and let him braid his hair. The tramp who goes by the name of Sorro gave us...
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Funny story: First Bribe Delivered to The Spoof

First Bribe Delivered to The Spoof

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - The first bribe from the Corrupt Bastards Club arrived at TheSpoof.com. It was earmarked for the editor, Mark Lowton, in hopes of being able to stop the writers at TheSpoof.com without having to bribe the writers indi...
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Funny story: Bush Had Saddam Hung to Prevent Big Oil from Having to Pay Kickbacks

Bush Had Saddam Hung to Prevent Big Oil from Having to Pay Kickbacks

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Chevron, the second-largest American oil company, is saying that it should have known kickbacks were being paid to Saddam Hussein on oil it bought from Iraq.
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Funny story: The Beautiful Game's Not Bent After All

The Beautiful Game's Not Bent After All

The world of football was reeling tonight when it was revealed that following a top level report by some toff, the beautiful game is deemed to be as clean a whistle.
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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